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The car also operates in a human-powered mode by jacking off retractable locomotion levers at the sides of the passengers to, of course, be more environmentally friendly.

Yes, "Torret," of course. Why did I not think of that?

Get some sleep Jane.

Sony has already done it and for cheaper too.

He should have reserved a room.

Maybe if it was also a phone then it would be appealing. It is a shame Sony missed out on such a good opportunity to enter the smart phone market with a devise of its own.

This is getting sent to China ASAP after IBM get done with it. In fact, they probably have it on pre-order.

Will it possible list the amount of memory in the specifications on the retail box?

Parents should hire a screening nanny that stays with the children while they surf online and checks the output for every input the children put in before the children can view the results to make sure the childrens' minds do not get warped by any unauthorized content. Not. Get it. That was a...

Damn you Pedobear. You just had to go and ruin Usenet for the rest of us.

Oh noes, Apple has gotten to Kevin. Do not let them scramble your brain. Protect the brains!

They want the people with disposable income to dispose of it to them.

This is heresy! Burn this hieratic in the name of all that is Godly. Amen.

*is

This THs Final Solution to the "first" problem.