Recent content by mrubermonkey

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    The Kamasutra-Inspired Car Design

    The car also operates in a human-powered mode by jacking off retractable locomotion levers at the sides of the passengers to, of course, be more environmentally friendly.
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    Torret Site Builder Steals Your Twitter Password

    Yes, "Torret," of course. Why did I not think of that?
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    $175,000 Projector Displays 4K Resolution

    Sony has already done it and for cheaper too.
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    Man Brings Xbox 360 to Library to Play Halo

    He should have reserved a room.
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    PSPgo Scores Early Lackluster Review

    Maybe if it was also a phone then it would be appealing. It is a shame Sony missed out on such a good opportunity to enter the smart phone market with a devise of its own.
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    IBM Masking Technology Hides Data

    This is getting sent to China ASAP after IBM get done with it. In fact, they probably have it on pre-order.
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    Xbox 360 Arcade Bumped to 512 MB Flash

    Will it possible list the amount of memory in the specifications on the retail box?
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    Bing's Porn Content Gets NSFW Server

    Parents should hire a screening nanny that stays with the children while they surf online and checks the output for every input the children put in before the children can view the results to make sure the childrens' minds do not get warped by any unauthorized content. Not. Get it. That was a...
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    AT&T Closes its Remaining Usenet Access

    Damn you Pedobear. You just had to go and ruin Usenet for the rest of us.
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    iPhone OS 3.0 Available as Torrent

    Oh noes, Apple has gotten to Kevin. Do not let them scramble your brain. Protect the brains!
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    Gigabyte Mouse Has Leather, 18K Gold

    They want the people with disposable income to dispose of it to them.
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    Vatican: Internet is "Blessed"

    This is heresy! Burn this hieratic in the name of all that is Godly. Amen.
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    Kiosk Patent: Download iTunes Content Anywhere

    This THs Final Solution to the "first" problem.