Recent content by noblerabbit

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    Hamill, Fisher, Ford Will Be in Episode VII, Says Lucas

    I don't understand why Lucas is still involved in delivering this news, didn't he sell everything to Disney?
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    This May Be The PlayStation 4's New Controller

    oh yeah! an lcd facing the back! way to go failed photoshopper.
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    Microsoft Releases Fixes for Windows 8, Windows RT

    Windows 7 forever, that is, until molecular computing comes out where I can interact with my OS via thought control.
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    Apple App Store Surpasses 40 Billion Downloads

    92% of all Apple Apps have been purchased for demographic of 3~6 year olds
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    Pac-man Developer Planning Entertainment Restaurant

    when you enter the men's bathroom, you will exit from the women's
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    Windows 8 Increased Its Market Share in December

    Dear Microsoft, as a T1 Distributor, I still sell a hundred and fifty thousand copies of Windows 7, before I have to force a single copy of Winblows 8 onto a poor sap. I suggest you grow a pair, and recall that software, make a stand! You will regain integrity. Windows 8 is an absolute...
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    LG's Beautiful 55-inch OLED TV is Now On Sale

    $8,000 is a bargain for this, considering the first 42" plasma 480i was $14,999 about a decade ago.
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    Google Fiber Now Going Live in Kansas City

    Google will totally map out Everything you ever visit and download, onto their own newly designed private tracking system, and will thus begin a new era of big brotherhood! I don't know fellas, I wouldn't be as keen on doing what I do on Google Fibre, as I do with the loosely monitored ISP's of...
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    Google Rolls Out New Gmail Compose Features

    The best part that I recently discovered in Gmail, was the dropdown arrow box to the right of the actual inbox, you can resort the way messages appear, I totally didn't know that before.
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    Report: Google to Launch Credit Card for Google Wallet

    Google, if you can give us all pre-approved $10,000 Line of Credit, as you do free 10GB inbox, I will gladly use your wallet :D
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    There's an App to Tell You When to Pee During Movies

    igot1foryaBut the bigger question is, does it tell you how to pee... negative. For you are obviously going to be holding it wrong.
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    New Simon Cowell Reality Show to Find Next Bill Gates

    The next Bill Gates cannot be found, the next will simply be. And be born inside a rich Jewish family protected by their family lawyer and doctor.
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    Taiwanese Man Dies After 40-hour Diablo III Marathon

    and he still found nothing worthy that dropped on the ground...
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    Nintendo Confirms Wii U Still Shipping Holiday 2012

    Thanks Nintendo, for giving me my Christmas Bonus, as I will sell 5x on Ebay at $1,500 a pop.
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    Sony Patent Will Stop Game to Play Advertisement

    If Sony stops my car racing online, while I am in the zone, you know, on a dangerous track like the Nurburging Nordschleife, and my lap pauses for some advertisement, I will pack my gaming gear, and toss it through Sony HQ office window from a Helicopter.