There's an App to Tell You When to Pee During Movies

[zakislam]

Even delivers synopsis of the first three minutes of movie in case you were running late.

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[wolley74]

...Really? this is how lazy we're getting?

 

[masterasia]

This is news???? I've had this app installed on my phone for almost a year now.

 

[festerovic]

w00t saved $2.99 since I never pee!

 

[igot1forya]

But the bigger question is, does it tell you how to pee...

 

[lp231]

Pee before you enter the theater and don't drink too much crap like some who drinks a bucket of soda before the movie starts.

 

[sliem]

The last 20-30 minutes of the movie is usually the best part.

 

[mesab66]

But what if I don't need to pee but need to sh#t - does it (eh..) handle that too? What about reminding me to breathe? or blink, or, actually, concentrate on watching the damn film!
...etc....etc...etc

 

[Devoteicon]

People still go to theaters?

 

[therabiddeer]

[citation][nom]Wolley74[/nom]...Really? this is how lazy we're getting?[/citation]
I am confused, how is this a form of being lazy?

 

[blurr91]

The proper time to pee is before the movie starts and after the movie is over. Stop disturbing other people trying to enjoy their hard earned money.

 

[anhxeom]

Lame...I can't use this cool app because my theater won't allow me to use my phone during a movie!

 

[COLGeek]

I think I can figure out my bodily functions without an app. If you need help for this, you shouldn't be a movie and you should be wearing diapers.

 

[noblerabbit]

[citation][nom]igot1forya[/nom]But the bigger question is, does it tell you how to pee...[/citation]

negative. For you are obviously going to be holding it wrong.

 

[rebel1280]

... TURN OF YOUR FING PHONE WHEN YOUR IN THE THEATER

 

[igot1forya]

[citation][nom]noblerabbit[/nom]negative. For you are obviously going to be holding it wrong.[/citation]
There's where I went wrong! I just let it spray, come what may - no hands required!

 

[cookoy]

My dick usually takes care of that, telling me when to pee

 

[gm0n3y]

There are a couple of theatres near my house that serve alcohol during movies. This would be very handy after drinking a few beer.

 

[LightningStryk17]

Man, before I got this app it was awful. I never ever knew when to take a tinkle! I would always go at random times hoping it was the time to actually pee...

/sarcasm

 

[alidan]

wow, no one is defending this?

so im guessing the consensus is that if you have a crappy bladder or medical problems, dont leave the house and you cant enjoy a movie in a theater.

1 soda can run through me in less than an hour
and it its not something i can hold for very long.
for years i just dont drink anything for a good 3 hours and nothing during a movie
that means no popcorn either

i love the theater experience in many movies, but i cant ear or drink during or before and that really sucks, this would honestly be a gigantic help.