He's going to announce a new line of colorful duct tape. Now you can decorate your iPhone 4 with the color and design of your choice. Mix and match. People will see the colored tape and know you have an iPhone. They'll think you're cool!
The conference is a broadcast to iPhone 4 users only and only if they use it with the left hand on the antenna. To make sure that nobody listen to the problem and the solution 😉
Just take your iPhone in to our apple stores and our geniuses will apply a state of the art polyethylene, reinforced, multi-purpose pressure sensitive tape with a soft and flexible shell and pressure sensitive adhesive; which will correct any and all nonexistent issues that you aren't experiencing.
This big iPhone 4 conference will be followed by a special Jimmy-Kimmel-Live! show recorded entirely with the iPhone 4!!!
iPhone 4.5 for a price. Anyone who has purchase something other than an iPod and iPhone from Apple already know how bad they screw their customers over.
[citation][nom]mi1ez[/nom]It's steve trying to get reception![/citation]
OMG!!! best comment I have read in months I almost had soda come out my nose when laughing to hard!