No kiddin....
With "cyber monday" you can shop from the convenience of your home without having to worry about:
1. Getting pepper sprayed.
2. Getting shot.
3. Getting trampled on.
4. "Occupy" protestors stopping you from getting to your wife in the store(or any similar situation)
5. Waiting in line.
6. Listening to iFanboys.
7. "Occupy" protestors chanting in the store, causing you to go deaf, and plugging ur nose from the stench of 20 unshowered bodies...
8. Screaming people over a $2 waffle iron that they will use only once!
Need I say more?