We at Segway knew what you were thinking - this thing is too expensive and impractical.
Well, we heard what you had to say and created something just as impractical and more expensive. Best of all, you can control the acceleration with your butt!
In all seriousness though, I have to wonder what the expected adoption rate for the tauras will be or if it's just as others have hailed "A segway with a motorcycle seat".
This thing is an irresponsible road hazard. It will likely cause many accidents due to distraction when other drivers catch a glimpse and then take their eyes off the road when the LOL so hard.