[citation][nom]h8signingin[/nom] Unless, just maybe, if you put a supercomputer INSIDE a bra!!! Hmmmmm...[/citation]
" excuse me miss, are those natural or can i bluetooth something off the net for a minute.....tick tock tick tock.... nice implants what speed are they? that came down off the net pretty fast, do they have turbo cache?"
as far as chernobyl goes, my parents live 3 miles away from a nuke plant, if i'm there at their house when something happens, i'm getting a lawn chair and a couple drinks as not even wearing the considerable armement of all the neighborhood womens bras isn't going to do jack, and i can gaurntee if said nuclear disaster happens the neighborhood women will be taking off alot more then their bras. and i draw the line at using any relatives bra, even if their double d's married into the family, that's just gross, and that's what their husbands are for!
i can see a new line if they ever remake revenge of the nerds:
booger-" what? don't look at me like that this bra on my head is a safety precaution, ya these double d's double as a respirator in case of nuclear disaster! you'll regret not having a set, but just stick close to me, i'm pretty sure my mom's double D's will cover the two of us!"
Lewis- " dude, your mom's bra would cover the entire campus, now stop being a boob, let's just get back to figuring out how we are going to stop steve jobs using bill gates and star wars"