What is hilarious is that the stimulus does not actually provide funding or even propose for the government to BUILD broadband infrastructure. All it does is spend lots of money STUDYING how to provide broadband access. It doesn't take billions to figure out that all you have to do is either subsidize cable/DSl operators or the consumer and they will get broadband access.
Gee, can I have those billions now? It would just seem logical to me that all Americans would be upset at this obvious waste of money and pork. It would be something else if the government were actually building some broadband infrastructure, but it isn't, all the money is pure for commissions to study the problem and file useless reports of stuff we already know.
Furthermore, someone has to pay for all of this you know. I guess that makes me a Republican, though I'm registered Libertarian, to be concerned with having to pay for such useless crap. And yes, when it comes for the bill to be paid and politicians shout that taxes must be raised or else doomsday will occur, I will be one of the disgruntled and pissed. Of course I'll be demonized and accused of denying food to starving children when all I want to do is end the stupid programs like this one. How come politicians never give us the choice between raising taxes and eliminating the commission to study sustainable affordable broadband access? How come the choice is always between raising taxes and something involving needy children? Humm, maybe someone needs to think outside of the box a little?
Think about it this way, what if I were able to access your money and use your money to provide you with services that you ostensibly need? Now what if I said, hey, maybe you need a better computer. Look, I'm going to form a commission and investigate if you need a new computer and how to get a new computer for you. This commission will report every so often and it'll take years for it to arrive at a conclusion, but in the meantime, I'll have to spend your money to pay for their valuable services. With staff and everything, it'll cost you $5000 a month and there's no telling when this commission will be able to issue a recommendation. Would you remain calm? I'd bet you'd start screaming, "For $5000, I could just buy the best computer out there! I don't need this commission!". But oh no, I'm the government and I say that we need to investigate if you need this computer and just exactly what this computer will have in terms of components. You say, "But I already know it's an i7 loaded up with the max RAM a premium motherboard can handle and Crossfire or SLI the best GPU out there". No, I'm the government and I insist that YOU spend $5000 a month for the commission to come up with an unbiased opinion and they will be very through. They'll ask Tom's Hardware for the detailed results of their tests, and perhaps they'll even do their own tests, of course you'll have to pay for all the hardware they'll need to do the tests and that'll cost several thousand more...
You see, this is exactly what is happening with this commission to study broadband. It doesn't take a Republican to be outraged.