Hi-Tech Toilet Uses Remote Control

[chriscornell]

....For me to poop on! (said Triumph)

 

[Gin Fushicho]

This toilet needs something to clean your arse so you don't need to use toilet paper. And all toilet seats should be heated by now.

 

[cj_online]

What if the battery dies ?

 

[slipdisc]

[citation][nom]may1[/nom]This is old technology in Japan. What is so surprising about it???[/citation]

Exactly. Call me when you can use the toilet remotely. Now that would be progress.

 

[derstarke]

I've been using a very similar toilet seat for the last 2 years. Remote, flushing, deodorizer, warm seat, showers, etc. Though, to be fair, they are common enough to even be in public bathrooms here in Japan...

 

[dmk2000]

Love this thing.
Have one of this (UCI)for about 3 years.
My wife made me to buy one, best crupper ever.

 

[ElCdt]

I don´t care what they say, if you don´t clean the toilet at least once a month, you´ll get your very own personnalized mushroom farm. And no, the shrooms are not the kind that make you giddy and see rainbows.

 

[MU_Engineer]

[citation][nom]slipdisc[/nom]Exactly. Call me when you can use the toilet remotely. Now that would be progress.[/citation]

You can use the toilet remotely already- get a Foley catheter and a rectal tube put in by a nurse or doctor. Then you can "go" at will and empty the collecting pouches in the toilet whenever it is convenient. I wouldn't recommend it, but it's certainly possible.

 

[dman157]

[citation][nom]Renegade_Warrior[/nom]I would hate to imagine the Fraternity and Sorority pranks that would occur if these toilets were installed in Colleges.A bit of hardware tampering, then a bit of hacking and Voila!Instant Pranking of the kind that would Hit the 6:00 News[/citation]
Anybody up for some human...err...pork-butt?