Solved! I have a Samsung UN55RU8000 And it is region locked.

[MegaToast]

The TV is region locked and essentially bricked. I bought it on a Navy base in Japan, so it's a US model. I can't be the first guy to have this issue.
Is there any way to bypass the region lock?

 

[hang-the-9]

This is for a K model but may work for you, if not do a web search and see if something else comes up you can try

https://eu.community.samsung.com/t5/TV/Change-region-for-Samsung-UE55KS7090/td-p/1342071