iPhone App Discovers That Sex Makes You Happy

[Marcus Yam]

Time to try this one at home.

iPhone App Discovers That Sex Makes You Happy : Read more

 

[dtemple]

This news must be fake. Obviously iPhone users cannot possibly get laid.
I'm kidding! But this seems like a pretty pointless app. There are a lot of things that make people happy. I put eating and getting a good night's sleep near the top of my list.

 

[TheWhiteRose000]

REALLY?!
THEY JUST NOW DISCOVERED THAT!

 

[LuckyDucky7]

But wait- didn't Steve Jobs say you couldn't think about sex while using his phone?

You're being happy wrong.

 

[victorintelr]

Actually, remember that Steve Jobs is happy as long as is over 7"

 

[eddieroolz]

....come on, science has been telling us for years. It makes headlines only when it has something to do with iPhone?

 

[yao]

another apple ad? how much does apple pay everyone?

 

[damianrobertjones]

Bit of a pointless article if you ask me (Not that you did)

 

[JOSHSKORN]

You need an app for that?

 

[K-zon]

Why does sex make you happy? Given of all things with the app it telling you how you are should at least say why, what would be in the enjoyment of not knowing?

 

[house70]

This falls in the same category as the rest of the farting apps on the famous App Store (about 95% of all the apps).

 

[simple_inhibition]

iSex anyone?

 

[Yuka]

"Of course, the nature of status updates is a bit muddy here as we doubt that those who claimed they were happy because of having sex were updating their iPhones mid-coitus."

I wouldn't put my hands on fire to back up that statement xD!

Cheers!

 

[Guest]

they will soon find out that spending money makes women way happier than having sex

 

[ap3x]

[citation][nom]dtemple[/nom]This news must be fake. Obviously iPhone users cannot possibly get laid.I'm kidding! But this seems like a pretty pointless app. There are a lot of things that make people happy. I put eating and getting a good night's sleep near the top of my list.[/citation]


Does that mean that you are not getting any?

 

[czar1020]

no shit sherlock

 

[LLJones]

I wonder if Steve ever said "your holding it wrong"?

 

[cookoy]

ok all you happy folks, zip up now and wipe off that drooling smile

 

[SoiledBottom]

No happy ending = Holding it wrong

 

[thechief73]

Umm.... Duh.