iPhone App Discovers That Sex Makes You Happy

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dtemple

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This news must be fake. Obviously iPhone users cannot possibly get laid.
I'm kidding! But this seems like a pretty pointless app. There are a lot of things that make people happy. I put eating and getting a good night's sleep near the top of my list.
 

K-zon

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Why does sex make you happy? Given of all things with the app it telling you how you are should at least say why, what would be in the enjoyment of not knowing?
 

Yuka

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"Of course, the nature of status updates is a bit muddy here as we doubt that those who claimed they were happy because of having sex were updating their iPhones mid-coitus."

I wouldn't put my hands on fire to back up that statement xD!

Cheers!
 
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they will soon find out that spending money makes women way happier than having sex
 

ap3x

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[citation][nom]dtemple[/nom]This news must be fake. Obviously iPhone users cannot possibly get laid.I'm kidding! But this seems like a pretty pointless app. There are a lot of things that make people happy. I put eating and getting a good night's sleep near the top of my list.[/citation]


Does that mean that you are not getting any?
 
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