Is There a Limit to What You Can Do in an Apple Store?

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I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I stood up on one of their sales tables and dropped a big smelly turd on one of their products... It'd fit nicely.
 
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Anyone tried building a PC in an Apple store? You'll be culled...
 

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EPIC! SUPER EPIC! DOUBLEPLUSEPIC! EVERYTHING IS EPIC! EPICEPIC!

Also, apparently only people with criminal records commit crimes. Therefore, since everyone starts out with no criminal record, there are no criminals. Outstanding logic.
 

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That's all fine for the NY store.

But could you get away with any of that an Apple store somewhere else? Like at the Apple store in Provo, UT, or Barstow, CA, or Springfield, IL?

I'm guessing probably not.
 

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Al-rightly then. I am going to go into my local Apple store with a bunch of others we are going to dress in BDSM leather, latex, and rubber outfits. Wearing everything from gimp, pony girl, seductive Mistress, and everything else ones mind can imagine. Perhaps throw a furry into the mix just to make it even more odd. We will then browse their good and see how they respond.
 
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