Missile Defense Staff Warned Over Downloading Porn at Work

[back_by_demand]

If I had a guy holed up in a bunker underground with a few nuclear warheads, no contact with the outside world and no women for 6 months - as his commanding officer I would insist on providing him with an unlimited supply of porn - after 6 months of frustration he may just shoot his load the WRONG WAY

 

[madjimms]

Hope the missile's don't explode "per-maturely"

 

[alidan]

[citation][nom]back_by_demand[/nom]If I had a guy holed up in a bunker underground with a few nuclear warheads, no contact with the outside world and no women for 6 months - as his commanding officer I would insist on providing him with an unlimited supply of porn - after 6 months of frustration he may just shoot his load the WRONG WAY[/citation]

in that scenerio... i would crack after a week, not because of pressure, but because the knowledge that 6 months of that crap...

 

[Soul_keeper]

Porntagon

 

[pscgod]

And this is how skynet wins.......

We are too busy looking at porn to see the system being taken over.

 

[NuclearShadow]

I'm glad to know that all the tax dollars that are thrown into this serious program which only helps provide safety for hundreds of millions of people is being used to pay people to watch porn.

National security or Bang bus. A truly tough choice for the department of defense employee.

 

[A Bad Day]

[citation][nom]pscgod[/nom]And this is how skynet wins.......We are too busy looking at porn to see the system being taken over.[/citation]

Or, EDI's style. Flood the servers with seven zetabytes of explicit images in order to avoid shutdown.

 

[Guest]

Make love, not war!