Naked Man Spotted in Trunk on Street View

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Maybe he was simply trying to fix his rear light, and the dog was keeping him company. If the dog had unfortunately died he could have fitted it in the back seat.
 
[citation][nom]bv90andy[/nom]I still wonder why in the western society people don't have their own back yards...? Where I come from everyone has a yard and a fence so you don't need to do all this in the street[/citation]

Depends on the country. In England land is incredibly expensive and there is a ridiculously-high population density. Thus, instead of getting acres of land for your money you end up buy a crummy apartment in the middle of a ghetto, and you count yourself lucky if you have a parking spot on the main road let alone garage access. The vast majority of houses here don't have drives big enough to allow cars access to the rear garden, it's simply impossible.

I'm not picking at what you're saying, just expressing my views on what it's like in the UK, and what little space you get for your dollar. Despite all these things people over there fight for space, and social housing has waiting lists as long as your arm. To see it with your own eyes is quite bizarre, alas, America is slowly going the same way, what with immigration (mostly illegal), as well as and one-world governments/corporations carving up land. Not a very nice environment is it..and I don't think you can substitute a lack of space by immersing yourself in technology, and fast Internet.
 
Something ain't right about that picture. Look at the way the dog's rump is cut off.
 
It's always a pain to wake up in one's trunk naked with your dog as stiff as a board and random trash all in within one's driveway. But there comes a time in every man's life when its going to happen its unavoidable and its just a part of life. Just like when a boy kills a prostitute its a natural requirement to becoming a man. Life is so beautiful.
 
My theory is that he's a psycho serial killer that just murdered he's neighbor and disguised the corpse with a dog outfit so no one could notice, then, he left the dog-like corpse over the sidewalk, he got himself locked in the back of the trunk so he could cry out loud without no one noticing because of the way they are ruining The Walking Dead series ( so much potential wasted…), and finally, he was just getting out of the trunk to get the corpse in it when suddenly a Google Street View Car turned around the corner and ruined he’s master plan!!!!! Actually if you look next to the car at your left you can see the chlorine gallon that he used to clean the blood stains on he’s neighbors house, all those CSI Miami episodes have borne fruit as you can see 😉
 
I got excited until I realized that, in fact, nothing is going on here, other than a naked European working on the trunk of his car. The trim and side panels of the "boot" are in the pile on the left. The things people will go through to get that "tick-tick" followed by that "thump".
 
There is nothing going on here other than a naked European working on his whip. Clearly, all of the trim pieces from the trunk are neatly placed over to the left. The things people will go through to get that "tick tick" followed by that "thump". He busted out Digital Underground's "Sex Packets" from 1988, but realized his stock speakers have no game. He's putting in a new amp to keep the sounds up. Why he's naked and why his dog's ass is missing are not as easy to explain.
 
Zoom in - the driveway (and the dog's rear) are photoshopped out. Lord knows what else is.
 
Maybe he got locked out of his house naked. He seen the street view car coming and decided to hide in the boot to save embarrasement. The car came by just before he managed to get the boot closed.
 
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