NASA Finds Cocaine in Space Shuttle Hanger

[Parrdacc]

"You alright to land this thing?"

"Oh, sure man. The trick is to just move your hands as if you were sober."

--Heavy Metal

 

[invlem]

Well they are flying high aren't they?

 

[belardo]

Goood Niborg man...

If theres one thing I know how to do, is fly when I'm stoned.

 

[KiLo81]

Damn tech nerds sure do make some lame ass jokes when it comes to an illegal street drug. Just an observation.

 

[Silicon Jesus]

It's funny cause coke leaves your body much quicker than anything else. I'll bet several people are gonna get fired for things other than coke.

 

[chess]

space can get lonely, when your out of space porn, you do space drugs!

 

[stoner133]

It wasn't Cocain it was Klingon Dylithium Crystals, cheap ones at that.

 

[FoShizzleDizzle]

[citation][nom]djcoolmasterx[/nom]Cue lots of really bad jokes. Oh, too late.[/citation]
Cue condescending hypocrisy. Oh, too late.

 

[fatkid35]

its like a bad miami vice episode. cue crocket and tubbs bustin into the space station and shooting the bad guys with lazers.

 

[kalogagatya]

they should mix it with the shuttle's fuel. maybe it will get higher

 

[nenolen]

thank goodness it wasn't supercool

 

[rickd_2689]

Those astronauts are faar out!

 

[BoxBabaX]

I don't care what anyone says, all the "lame" jokes cracked me up! (no pun intended) hahaha

 

[cometbot]

I guess we now know where NASA had their open beta party to Star Trek Online?

 

[Upendra09]

the drug was for aliens just in case they got attacked

 

[kikireeki]

They were fooling us all these years!!

 

[kalogagatya]

[citation][nom]Upendra09[/nom]the drug was for aliens just in case they got attacked[/citation]

no need. they have acids

 

[gayan]

Gives new meaning to "I am feeling high".....

 

[maigo]

its just moon rock

 

[bunga28]

That's what I call the "adrenaline rush" of space flight.