NASA Finds Cocaine in Space Shuttle Hanger

[timbo]

Regarding the title, it's spelled 'hangar'. Almost think folks writing this stuff do it on purpose; especially considering it's spelled correctly in the body of text but not in the title? If you need a copy editor or spell check lemme know. =p

 

[eddieroolz]

Oh this is just too hilarious.

 

[Parsian]

Space race is now about beating Russian Mafia in exportation of drugs to space

 

[anamaniac]

'In zero-G, rips open bag and grabs straw', "Now this, my friends, is gonna be fun!"

I would try coke for the first time in zero-G just to say I did. =D
Got to make sure you play classical music while doing it though.

 

[mlopinto2k1]

Conspiracy.

 

[sciggy]

Yeah someone really has a terrible sense of humor. I can't believe that every joke made received negative ratings.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

So they gonna fire the person or suspend him when they find him or what?

 

[mac_angel]

it reminds me of that t-shirt with the little alien saying, "take me to your dealer"

 

[Jackalope73]

Now we know why the Shuttle program was so costly.

 

[ira176]

Does the DEA know that NASA is receiving drug shipments from the Martians? I hope they look into this...

 

[CaptainObvious]

Must be an industrial strength hanger to be able to support a space shuttle in the closet.
I'd be more worried if they found the coke in a "hangar".
THAT would be newsworthy.

 

[JOSHSKORN]

Dude...that's...one small step for man...and like...whoah...a giant leap for mindkind...uhh yeah...THAT was sooo cool did you see that piece of cheese we landed on? And we're WALKIN' on it, dude.

 

[tethoma]

I found I did like 15 of these things already, and have been since windows 2000. The Auto logon feature is a security hazard, i don't recommend that if you do any file sharing or have your firewall open to RDP.

Good tips though for the average user.

 

[tethoma]

America is way to fearful of drugs, i guarantee that man who did the cocaine actually did a better job high.

 

[thedavel]

"This is being taken very seriously." NASA officials added that the consequences of such actions are severe.

Severe as in "Launch you into space a jettison you from the airlock naked"?

 

[malphas]

[citation][nom]sciggy[/nom]Yeah someone really has a terrible sense of humor. I can't believe that every joke made received negative ratings.[/citation]
It's probably because the "jokes" are fucking terrible and, in many cases, only barely coherent.

 

[nebun]

now this is millions of dollars at work, not to mention it all comes from our taxes. NASA needs to be cut off and disbanded. We don't need to know if ET is out there, the only thing we need is to laungh satelites in space and that can be done a lot chaper.

 

[Maxor127]

[citation][nom]castle songbird[/nom]"....I do cocaine; CU CU YAAAAH!"[/citation]
+1... I bet no one else gets it. I'd give you +10 if I could.

Maybe aliens love their blow?

 

[rambo117]

[citation][nom]kalogagatya[/nom]no need. they have acids[/citation]
LOL win

 

[ricdiculus]

@ castle songbird:
Dr.Roxo forever!!