Nintendo Patents Inflatable Horse Saddle

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burnley14

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Headline should read "Nintendo Releases New Porn Prop"

Honestly, what do they really expect when they design something for "virtual riding?"
 

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News just in. Now on sale is the Inflatable Horse Puncher Repair Kit. And for those that dont have a inflatable horse or puncher kit...
Now on sale the Virtual Inflatable Horse Puncher Repair Kit, just put the Wii controller in your mouth and blow.
 

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Finally something that goes with the wiimote condom. What's next wii battery-balls for your wiimote? ...it sucks when you're riding good and hard and the good vibrations just stop, totally puts people out of the, uh, game
 

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Does that mean Nintendo is finally allowing R18 contents on its system? Porn is finally moving towards the next gen!!

Seriously though, I can see the use for a vitality sensor in games, horror games being the prime candidates, but this? I only hope we're not going to see a bazillions of Barbie's Horse Riding games...
 

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I wonder how long before the Cowboy simulator is released for the Wii. Using the saddle and a light gun to play should be fun.
 

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[citation][nom]back_by_demand[/nom]Honestly, this is about 3 seconds away from being the Nintendo Sybian. Don't blame me if your next google search flags up family protection.[/citation]
"Nintendo claims that the inflatable device will provide force feedback."

man, you'Re so right...
 
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