Now Proven: Laptops Hurt Testicles

[Guest]

Hard scientific data proves Captain Obvious right.

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[Parrdacc]

Great ball's of fire Batman!

 

[donk2homebase]

Does this mean that instead of condoms I can use my laptop before sex?

 

[ordcestus]

thats why i push my laptop more onto my knees 😉 .

 

[turbolover22]

After reading the title my initial thought was, "What, when the laptop is thrown at them?"

 

[jomofro39]

This could be the most underhanded mass-contraceptive program in the history of the world.

 

[SteelCity1981]

Trojan Condoms. " Damnit who released this info to the public I thought we took care of this by paying millions of dollars to keep this a secret."

 

[jimmysmitty]

I knew there was a reason why I didn't like laptops. Just never seemed natural to me.

I wonder if older laptops are worse considering the heat output they have or if one with a GPU and while gaming will be ever worse....

 

[Scotteq]

..in the meantime, the laptop using geeks continue to wear tighty~whiteys. 😉

 

[Guest]

As if it matters considering there looking up porn anyways!

 

[applegetsmelaid]

Someone funded this study - they actually spent money on this.

 

[ProDigit10]

Computer nerds,you found the way to no more condoms!

 

[mcvf]

[citation][nom]donk2homebase[/nom]Does this mean that instead of condoms I can use my laptop before sex?[/citation]
No, dizzy little swimmers are still too fast. 🙂

 

[Guest]

Just use Liquid-Cooling or if it still too hot try Liquid nitrogen on the testicles LOL.

 

[jj463rd]

[citation][nom]jomofro39[/nom]This could be the most underhanded mass-contraceptive program in the history of the world.[/citation]
It's another communist take over conspiracy just like fluoridation.

 

[onyx_64]

29 males actually Volunteered to proved this?! :O

 

[ProDigit10]

[citation][nom]onyx_64[/nom]29 males actually Volunteered to proved this?![/citation]
Yes, and they had to cough up some seed to prove their results too!

 

[eddieroolz]

I always use my laptop on a table or a surface, and very rarely on my laps. Even then I place it towards my knees.

 

[painis]

Western science at its best.

 

[someguynamedmatt]

...put a Fermi in one of those laptops and you'll never have to worry about birth control again.