Now Proven: Laptops Hurt Testicles

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SteelCity1981

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Trojan Condoms. " Damnit who released this info to the public I thought we took care of this by paying millions of dollars to keep this a secret."
 

jimmysmitty

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I knew there was a reason why I didn't like laptops. Just never seemed natural to me.

I wonder if older laptops are worse considering the heat output they have or if one with a GPU and while gaming will be ever worse....
 

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[citation][nom]donk2homebase[/nom]Does this mean that instead of condoms I can use my laptop before sex?[/citation]
No, dizzy little swimmers are still too fast. :)
 
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Just use Liquid-Cooling or if it still too hot try Liquid nitrogen on the testicles LOL.
 

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[citation][nom]jomofro39[/nom]This could be the most underhanded mass-contraceptive program in the history of the world.[/citation]
It's another communist take over conspiracy just like fluoridation.
 

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[citation][nom]onyx_64[/nom]29 males actually Volunteered to proved this?![/citation]
Yes, and they had to cough up some seed to prove their results too!
 
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