Really: Ex-VP Dick Cheney Probably Has No Pulse

[JMcEntegart]

Thanks to the wonders of medical technology, Dick Cheney may not have a pulse anymore.

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[KrisMRT]

Did he have a pulse before they put the pump in?

 

[mlopinto2k1]

Man, that is some serious right there. I wonder if he can exert himself with that device implanted.

 

[Guest]

Why waste millions of dollars in medical research for this old fool that might drop tomorrow?

 

[wotan31]

Wow, no pulse eh? Despite all of their differences, he really does have something in common with the brain-dead Obama!!

 

[jaysbob]

I thought Dick Chaney just had a cold black void where his heart was supposed to be?

 

[IronRyan21]

Darth Vader anyone?

 

[pharge]

[citation][nom]eugenester[/nom]Why waste millions of dollars in medical research for this old fool that might drop tomorrow?[/citation]

Because he is rich enough to afford it. We need somebody like him to pay the bills so hopefully someday these kind of device will be popular and cheap enough for us...

 

[Hellbound]

I wish him the best.

 

[adikos]

yeah ill let the rich old guys test out these new medical hardware devices.

lets just hope he doesnt hold it wrong.

 

[Icehearted]

So he really is Darth Vader?

 

[Kami3k]

[citation][nom]wotan31[/nom]Wow, no pulse eh? Despite all of their differences, he really does have something in common with the brain-dead Obama!![/citation]

Uh, what does having no pulse have to do with being brain dead?

Seriously you Obama haters need to stop being brain dead yourselves.

 

[borisof007]

that would suck if he got some sort of deep gash, it would just be one huge stream of blood

 

[xantek24]

maybe the guy he shot would donate his heart.....on second thought maybe he did have a motive!

 

[TheDuke]

5 heart attacks
dear god he's resilient

 

[freggo]

What a waste of perfectly good technology...

 

[teaser]

oh......and ventricular assist devices $35,000

 

[lejay]

[citation][nom]TheDuke[/nom]5 heart attacksdear god he's resilient[/citation]
I'm pretty sure god has nothing to do with it.

 

[dragonfang18]

HE'S A ROBOT!!! AAAHHH!!!

 

[Syndil]

But he NEVER HAD A PULSE!