Russian MP Asks for Probe Into Alien Abduction

[kikireeki]

And MP stands for... Multi Player!

 

[SoiledBottom]

After being probed was he able to finger any suspects ?

 

[N.Broekhuijsen]

[citation][nom]cichy69[/nom]"sending probe into Uranus" ;][/citation]
thanks for thumbing that guy down because you don't know where that's from...

 

[spoofedpacket]

I'm not sure why aliens, in intergalactic spaceships, would need a probe. Even us meager humans have perfected devices like CAT and MRI machines.

 

[JohnnyLucky]

The whole thing is just plain crazy.

 

[IFLATLINEI]

I wonder if the Aliens used Lube?

 

[asdf634]

Quick... somebody set us up a bomb! All your base are belong to us!

 

[bugo30]

[citation][nom]xbeater[/nom]thanks for thumbing that guy down because you don't know where that's from...[/citation]

No, I think he got thumbs down because he got the quote wrong.

 

[bv90andy]

[citation][nom]husker[/nom]Technically, the image of "Bob" is that of a monster not an alien, but love the image anyway.[/citation]
They've put him there to fight the aliens.

 

[dman157]

I love the pictures tom's put on their articles! lol

 

[The_Trutherizer]

Anyway. If Aliens ever do contact us it will be months before anybody notices that it's for real. And most likely the Aliens will just be like: WTF? And then go to Uranus where there's less assholes.

 

[anbaxter]

[citation][nom]scifiguy[/nom]TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!![/citation]

TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUR LEADER!!!!

 

[jgiron]

I'm pretty sure he wasn't kidnapped, because if the aliens would come to Earth, they will surely come to USA. Probably in Washington DC, so they can fight Will Smith.

Agreed, Aliens come to America first, weather they are legal or not.

 

[HavoCnMe]

What if this guy made a chess bet, where if he loses he had to make up a story of being abducted by aliens.

 

[beliberdah]

[citation][nom]sandmanwn[/nom]yep, Stephen Hawking put aliens back into the sub-conscious and now they are suddenly appearing everywhere again.[/citation]
To be fair, this guy has been going on about his alien encounters for years. It's high time we should be paying attention.

 

[mojo1959]

Maybe the aliens wanted a game of chess. He was probably probed with the bishop. We are all just pawns in the game of life.

 

[Guest]

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