Scientists Mapping Ozzy Osbourne's DNA

[Guest]

Ozzy was born in Birmingham like me and thousands of other kids, we played in derelict houses, on rubbish tips at a time when toxic hospital waste was tipped,we lived in back to back houses with outside toilets, open coal fires if you were lucky you could look forward to one good hot meal a day. We swam in the canals infested with water rats, dead dogs, leaches, diesel oil, human waste, because we never had the money to go to the local swimming baths. We became immune to almost everything. My mom is 99 years old and has lived with one kidney and only half a lung for the last 69 years of her life, married three times always to chain smokers, that was her world and she's still kicking. Kids born today have very little immune systems because almost everything in the 21st century is sterilised especially in the Uk, they never had to breath in this black smoke from industry, or take in vast amounts of dust from open coal fires ect. You could say Ozzy is immune to most things including a daily dose of chemicals. In the event of a nuclear war only three things would survive, ****roaches, scorpions and Ozzy lol.

 

[lukeeu]

[citation][nom]gpace[/nom]So Ozzy could be more then just a music Rockstar?[/citation]
Not just a rock-star! He's a legend!

 

[jossrik]

It's obvious you guys aren't seeing the big picture here, if/when he dies, we can make a new one. Maybe we can make four or five so the ticket prices will come down a little.

 

[grieve]

[citation][nom]dco[/nom]Sure the guys alive after taking so many drugs but the guy is practically brain-dead, hardly extraordinar. Why not research someone more deserving.[/citation]
More Deserving? Perhaps you are a better candidate?

Ozzy is only one of the most influential metal musicians ever, if not the most influential. Black Sabbath pretty much is the founder of "heavy metal".

But i guess you have done better... what’s your name again?

 

[grieve]

[citation][nom]Big Fred[/nom]Ozzy was born in Birmingham like me and thousands of other kids, we played in derelict houses, on rubbish tips at a time when toxic hospital waste was tipped,we lived in back to back houses with outside toilets, open coal fires if you were lucky you could look forward to one good hot meal a day. We swam in the canals infested with water rats, dead dogs, leaches, diesel oil, human waste, because we never had the money to go to the local swimming baths. We became immune to almost everything. My mom is 99 years old and has lived with one kidney and only half a lung for the last 69 years of her life, married three times always to chain smokers, that was her world and she's still kicking. Kids born today have very little immune systems because almost everything in the 21st century is sterilised especially in the Uk, they never had to breath in this black smoke from industry, or take in vast amounts of dust from open coal fires ect. You could say Ozzy is immune to most things including a daily dose of chemicals. In the event of a nuclear war only three things would survive, ****roaches, scorpions and Ozzy lol.[/citation]
While i do agree with you somewhat, life expectancy is longer now then it was 20 years ago or 50 or 100... The longer you go back in time the shorter life expectancy is. Modern medicine is a beautiful thing.

My Grandpa lived to 98, smoked his whole life... outlived his two sons who died @ about 60. There are exceptions but on average people live longer now than they used to

 

[riscguru]

They only picked Ozzie to definitely isolate the cussing gene.

 

[anamaniac]

Now this is science I would gladly pay my taxes for.

 

[eddieroolz]

This is intersting science!

 

[mrheyu]

When Ozzy kicks the bucket , science will have a field day...LOL