I just wish someone would come up with an honest ad campaign for an honest competitor:
"It has a real processor. It has a real operating system. You can actually do something productive with it because it runs real software. It's not named after a feminine hygiene product. Sure, it doesn't have ten hours of battery life, but you can watch two movies on it, bqck-to-back. And, if you really think you need to be sitting in front of this for a longer period of time, you should spend the money you saved on a life."