I'm with noodlegts, I want to be long dead before I have to worry about laying in my own piss-soaked underwear for some nurse to come change me. Talk about an undignified end.
People may be living longer, but until I can live to be 100 AND also not piss myself uncontrollably at 80, I'll hold off on praising modern medical science just yet. That, and prostate exams. Find a better way than sticking your finger up my butt, thanks.