Smarty-Pants That's Not an Expression

[jenesuispasbavard]

Wut?

 

[spongebob]

iPeed

 

[hellwig]

I'm with noodlegts, I want to be long dead before I have to worry about laying in my own piss-soaked underwear for some nurse to come change me. Talk about an undignified end.

People may be living longer, but until I can live to be 100 AND also not piss myself uncontrollably at 80, I'll hold off on praising modern medical science just yet. That, and prostate exams. Find a better way than sticking your finger up my butt, thanks.

 

[eddieroolz]

I can relax, knowing that I'll still be surrounded by tech even as I grow old. xD

 

[Guest]

yeah but - can it play crisis?

 

[cj_online]

This whole "pants" thing reminds me of "iPad" get it .. "MaxiPad"

 

[demonhorde665]

[citation][nom]user-one[/nom]its an auto piss detector, finally![/citation]


like i or any one needs a detector to tell them selves that they pissed thier pants LOL .. "umm gee my pants are wet , did i jsut pee on myself ?" LOL you would have to be pretty far gone mentally to not realize when you pissed yourself

 

[athreex]

meh....it needs to be like the Twitter Chair. So every time you piss, it tweets about it.

@mypisssensor Pee session initiated. 21:40 GMT.

@mypisssensor Pee session finalized. 22:45 GMT. Pee measured in liters: 15 mL. Rating: There you go. Feeling better huh?