Steve Jobs: You're Holding iPhone 4 the Wrong Way

[airborne11b]

[citation][nom]Catswold[/nom]This is what happens when you become a fanboi. Jobs doesn't care about you or what kind of problems you are having, he knows you will buy it just because it is the "latest and greatest" and you know you just have to have it.Jobs is laughing all the way to the bank and saying to himself as he shakes his head, "Suckers!"[/citation]

It may be new but apple is far from "greatest". My evo is 10 times better than iphone 4. Droids are much better. Hrll apple pc's canbearly run portal lolol. Over priced junk for trendy highschool girls.

 

[zybch]

[citation][nom]Arglebargle[/nom]Apple fanbois grip the phone in a way that does not interfere with reception. It is this same grip which is used as a secret handshake, or a sign so that they may tell one another apart from the unwashed masses.[/citation]
The same way they'd grip Steve's shaft prior to oral insertion.

 

[wmtyrance]

This is the greatest Apple crap i've ever heard. Steve (the God) Jobs is now telling you fools how to hold your phone. Priceless.

 

[bebangs]

[citation][nom]wmtyrance[/nom]This is the greatest Apple crap i've ever heard. Steve (the God) Jobs is now telling you fools how to hold your phone. Priceless.[/citation]

the latest apple crap of all other great craps.

 

[xythrax4420]

they should change their logo to this: http://returnoftherockmonster.x10.mx/holditdifferent.jpg

 

[xythrax4420]

 

[getritch]

i definitely remember someone on a post just a few days ago telling people that apple would indeed tell them to hold it differently. kudos to whoever called it.

 

[TheDuke]

what kind of response is that
"is it a design flaw"
yes it's a design flaw and how you can say nope is beyond me

 

[pirateboy]

at WWDC iPhone keynote...
Steve Jobs: "Scott, got any ideas?"
Scott: "Just don't it that way!"
Steve Jobs: Oh wait, let me try shoving it up my arse.

 

[bp 4575]

What a maggot. Admit you F'd up for christ sake

 

[Guest]

another successful free advertising for iphone4 after the proton iphoto4 missing.......well done..what is next

 

[demonhorde665]

i can see tomorrow's headline

New macbook pro loses picture when you touch the mouse and keybaord at the same time!!!

 

[demonhorde665]

[citation][nom]Smochina[/nom]Wow, funny you say that, knowing that the longest test on cellular phone's effect over humans just took 10 years. Results? Inconclusive.Not to mention that 30 years ago we didn't have cell phones, so where did you come up with this bullshit anyway?[/citation]
while you are correct about the timesuch test take youar e wrongabout how long we ahve had cellphones ,the first cellphones showed up in the early 80's though they were any thing but main stream at the time, they became main stream in the late 90's though, so it's easy tosee how you can get thier age wrong ,but then again LCD tech in away dates older than CRT tech ,(liquid crystals were first discovered in the 1880's) but that's going on atangent example , point is we have had cell phoens for about 30 years now just they have been main stream products for only 10-12 years.

 

[L0tus]

When Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone 4 at Apple Worldwide Developers Conference, he described the integrated antenna as "really cool engineering".

Epic. Fanboyism should be illegal.

 

[Guest]

Why would you want reception to ATT's craptastic service anyway. Steve Jobs only wants you to use the best, and that is Wifi!

 

[bildo123]

[citation][nom]godwhomismike[/nom]Look on the bright side, you and I saved ourselves at least $200.[/citation]

Not to mention the pretty much required $80+ per month plan.

 

[WyomingKnott]

It's not our problem. You need to upgrade your hand to an iPhone compatible model.