Hello Devin, I think you miss the point with the keyboard on the transformer. It is not just a keyboard; it is an extended battery, and an extra full SD port (on top of the micro SD port on the tablet itself) plus 2x USB ports. It is its biggest selling point so Asus really did mess up by not sending it to you to review.
I've had mine now for 4 months now, and the amazing thing is watching it when it's in company of an Ipad, and how the keyboard takes it to the next level. Many a time I've put it in a room with friends with an Ipad, and it is used more at the end than the Ipad.
The point you really miss with the tablet/keyboard combo is it's instant on (yes I know it's always left on), it's touch screen and local applications (unlike chromebook which is hideously overpriced for what it should be, a cheap OS that can run on anything because it's in the cloud). As the hinge is also superbly designed, you don't need a cover or case as it closes as a laptop perfectly.
What the Keyboard on the Transformer allows you to do is be productive, which you can't do on any other tablet. I barely switch my main computer on anymore, my wife is similarly (and she's not tech savvy at all) uses it over her laptop. In America I agree you've been stung on price, but in the UK (for once) we got a cracking deal. The 16gb tablet cost £400 (same as equivalent IPad 2) and if bought with the keyboard it cost £430 (I even got 10% off, making the combo cheaper than the Ipad), bargain is an understatement.
Android isn't perfect and there are laggy typing issues in the web browser, (and a criminal lack of undo in general) but due to the keyboard, I've yet to use or see an android (or any other tablet) that comes close, it really does feel like a 3rd or 4th iteration of a new design not the 1st attempt as it is, which has to be applauded.
To sum up, I have never been more impressed with a piece of hardware I’ve bought, ever (and I’ve bought a lot, even an Iphone 4). I have yet to find a hardware flaw in the Asus Transformer keyboard/tablet combo, and all the shortcomings/failures have been software related.