ThinkGeek in Trouble for Selling Unicorn Meat

[duffymoon]

but is it kosher?

 

[Parrdacc]

Yet another waste of the courts systems time and our money. Thanks NPB I thought I smelled something burning. Of course I am still waiting on my dolphin burgers, just kidding people, just kidding

 

[Guest]

You have got to be kidding me...The National Pork Board and the NPB are a bunch of f*ken idiots. If they checked Unicorn doesn't exist in reality wow. Epic fail and waste of money. US citizens should sue these idiots for legal fees they spent on this.

I bet you their lawyers were like wow...free money doing this to something that doesn't exist awesome!!!

 

[drwho1]

this was hilarious LOL

Unicorns are great just ask "BABE"

 

[thebigt42]

[citation][nom]duffymoon[/nom]but is it kosher?[/citation]
It depends on how you kill it!

 

[pozaks]

[citation][nom]duffymoon[/nom]but is it kosher?[/citation]
It depends on how the unicorns were slaughtered and butchered.

 

[pozaks]

that's my joke... I'LL KILL YOU

 

[fozzie76]

This is epic. I'm thinking that eating pork must kill brain cells or something??

 

[bildo123]

Pretty sure only tools buy anything from thinkgeek. Most of their crap is...well just that, crap. Gotta give em' credit though, selling stupid crap and making serious profits.

 

[TwoDigital]

I'm a bit baffled by lawyers for the Pork Board not realizing that a package of "Unicorn Meat" isn't real. If further baffled that they actually had *12* pages of crap to say about why the tagline "The New White Meat" in their mind was very similar to their own slogan. Really? 12 pages?

 

[Guest]

If they had called it the other other white meat, would they be OK?

 

[sliem]

Seriously. Lawyers = from hell. Right? 12 pages of stupidity.

 

[jacobdrj]

[citation][nom]duffymoon[/nom]but is it kosher?[/citation]
Do unicorns have split hoofs and chew their cud?
If they did, it is obvious Unicorns are misrepresented as horses, and are actually related to the Giraffe family...

 

[shin0bi272]

only in America can you get sued for not selling a product that doesnt exist...

 

[CoryInJapan]

Wow, is everyone that desperate for money.Taking up a lawsuit claim on a "FAAAKE" april fools product.My god this country is going to hell.

 

[punkinshelle]

This was the biggest waste of time. Don't they have real cases to settle? This is worse than Lindsey Lohan suing that commercial for naming the baby Lyndsey and referring to her as a milk-a-holic. Get OVER IT!

 

[Guest]

Where's the PETA outrage?! The senseless killing of unicorns for food has to STOP!!

 

[mattclary]

Don't unicorns have cloven hooves? Guess it wouldn't be kosher then...

 

[sviola]

I can only imagine the CEO trying to figure out how they can enter in the unicorn meat business...

 

[Guest]

dang, I was going to say we need PETA to get involved to complete this.