Three Russian Satellites Crash Into Pacific Ocean

[lashton]

[citation][nom]alextheblue[/nom]That comes after the public shaming.[/citation]
No the USSR fell apart, Russia is still there

 

[killbits]

[citation][nom]Ragnar-Kon[/nom]Maybe I missed something along the way, but didn't soviet russia fall apart in 1991?[/citation]

what you missed was a meme that started back when there was a soviet russia: http/uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Russian_reversal_%28joke%29

a more appropriate example would be:

"In Soviet Russia, satellite controls YOU!!"

 

[reprotected]

I thought the Russians were cleaning up space junk, not creating more! At least they are fixing the problem by dumping it in the oceans.

 

[winner4455]

Pssh their just testing our missile system ;P

 

[briteball]

Ok $500 million loss?? but the project cost $2 billion... sounds to me the lost 2 billion rubles

 

[distanted]

"Behold, our glorious new global navigation sattelite system is now complet-...Behold, our glorious new submarine navigation program has begun!"

 

[Stardude82]

You know GPS satellites are little more than clocks that broadcast time stamps. The ESA and China are coming up with systems too. Russia's had a system since 1982.

 

[dragonfang18]

Was this part of their plan of cleaning up the debris in space?

 

[Griffolion]

[citation][nom]wasabiman123[/nom]LOLOLOL BAD COMPANY 2 WAS RIGTH ALL ALONG LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLL[/citation]

I don't think so considering scalar is theoretically dubious.

 

[painis]

Some of the commenters here want to work on a fresh air in siberia

 

[gh0st]

[citation][nom]Stardude82[/nom]You know GPS satellites are little more than clocks that broadcast time stamps. The ESA and China are coming up with systems too. Russia's had a system since 1982.[/citation]
of course we knew the U.S was watching with their satellites since the 1960's

 

[cookoy]

in programming, don't take that stray negative sign lightly in the equations.
so instead of going up, it went down.

 

[cheddarlump]

That's gotta hurt, weren't our GPS satellites up and operational in the 70's?

 

[lethal decipher]

All three at once! Wholesale fail!

 

[roadrun777]

CCCP will rise again! You will see!
I soviet Russia you train your people well, and pay them well, it is so backwards of US! HA! HAAA! HAAHAHAHA!
In India you infect your population with biological warfare viruses and watch everyone die, then cover up all the corporate research funded by drug companies killing people for fun and profit.
Then make a rap video about how you GotZ to Survive, I'm just a dog trying to get a bone, so what if I commit genocide! (insert beat box)

 

[thorimmortal]

Hi! my name a Borat we have greatest satellite in all of Kazakhstan, I will launch into space GREAT SUCCESS.........NOT!

 

[Nightsilver]

In Soviet Russia, clean up space mean dump in ocean!

 

[nekatreven]

And we're sure we want to retire our Shuttles and ride with them?

and is asking for those responsible for the failed mission to be named and shamed.

...Lord only knows what that means.

 

[WarraWarra]

So who has a some diving equipment we can go get it and recycle at least $50m to $200m 3x out of that junk.

No person on that vessel then you can take it as your, sea rules LOL or something.

 

[ta152h]

[citation][nom]Ragnar-Kon[/nom]Maybe I missed something along the way, but didn't soviet russia fall apart in 1991?[/citation]

Putin is trying to bring it back. With the country carved up like a turkey, it like losing an arm and thinking you're the same man. Even this failed mission was launched in a now foreign country.