USB to Become Quicker, Smaller and Flippable

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Next up, they will be copying the Apple Inc. © Uniquely Rubbish Cable Quality, with wires that break within a few months of normal use and connectors that snap off, thanks to the rubberised sleeve holding them in place), followed by copying (Apple™ proprietary feature) that no third party manufacturer can make cables that work amongst all devices using this new cable.