Walmart.com Selling Diapers and Coffins

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[citation][nom]ubernoobie[/nom]Even porn? xD[/citation]

haha not quite cause apparently their employees will show that for free 😛
 
Well walmart is doing the coffin thing as a test right now....BUT if it goes company wide...im going to my closest walmart and see for myself the coffins. Just for my satisfaction that OH **** THEY ACTUALLY DID IT HAHA
 
Walmart would sell the hair off a man's back, and at a good price, if there was a market for it.

It's creepy, yes, but keep in mind they aren't selling these in stores, just on the website. It would definitely be a mistake to sell these in stores, as you'd offend a lot of people with the negative response these can elicit. Then again, they sell the X-Box 360, which is sure to die pretty quickly.
 
ATTENTION WALMART CUSTOMERS: This week we have some great specials for you. Our latest special this week only in aisle 9 we have some great drop dead deals for you and your grieving family.
 
[citation][nom]80 year old man[/nom]I wonder if Walmart would be willing to give me a discount if I allow them to place their advertisement on my casketI will even let them paint their smiley face logo on the front for steep discount[/citation]

You forget they are getting rid of the smiley logo.
 
You might want to add Wal-Mart is also selling urns as well. Personally I think this is a great idea, have you seen the cost for coffins at a funeral home, their like a 350% markup from what they paid for it.

The deregulation of the funeral (death) business was a great thing. Now you can buy your casket, flowers, invitations (can't remember what they are called) from outside sources and they have to let you use them. Only bad thing is they will probably charge you triple for the viewing room or whatever it's called.

Nothing worse than paying 10+ grand to shove a corpse in the ground.
 
some posters on here make me wish a certain game was never made.. Please let that old played out joke go. Then go to Walmart and buy a hooker and a bed..
 
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