I didn't what to take the time to take out my last name, so u can use it if u want. Chk out this chat session from Dell going a few months back:
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12/23/2005 10:11:49PM Session Started with Agent (Monika_01110046)
12/23/2005 10:11:49PM Ryan Burton: "mic probs"
12/23/2005 10:11:57PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thank you for contacting Dell Consumer Hardware Warranty Support Chat. Please allow me a moment to review your question. While I review your question, let me inform you that you might get an invitation to participate in a survey at the end of this sessi"
12/23/2005 10:12:03PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Also please provide us with your name,phone number and e-mail Id as on our records."
12/23/2005 10:13:39PM Ryan Burton: "sup"
12/23/2005 10:14:19PM Ryan Burton: "which jack do i connect heaphones with a microphone 2 on the soundcard"
12/23/2005 10:14:23PM Ryan Burton: "it has 2 plugs"
12/23/2005 10:14:29PM Ryan Burton: "pink for mic"
12/23/2005 10:14:37PM Ryan Burton: "and black for headphones"
12/23/2005 10:14:46PM Ryan Burton: "it's an all in 1 unit"
12/23/2005 10:15:00PM Ryan Burton: "?"
12/23/2005 10:15:07PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Before we go ahead with troubleshooting,May I know your name and phone number as per our records?"
12/23/2005 10:15:07PM Ryan Burton: "?"
12/23/2005 10:15:10PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "May I have your email address to update in our records?"
12/23/2005 10:15:17PM Ryan Burton: "ryan burton"
12/23/2005 10:15:35PM Ryan Burton: "I GAVE MY PHN # HERE, DELETED IN THIS POST"
12/23/2005 10:15:50PM Ryan Burton: "no"
12/23/2005 10:16:19PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thank you for the information."
12/23/2005 10:17:24PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Could you please stay online for 2 minutes while I research the issue"
12/23/2005 10:17:55PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:20:21PM Ryan Burton: "any day now"
12/23/2005 10:20:41PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thanks for your patience."
12/23/2005 10:20:58PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Please connect it to pink port."
12/23/2005 10:20:58PM Ryan Burton: "gotta love those canned responses"
12/23/2005 10:23:30PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry I didn't get you."
12/23/2005 10:26:34PM Ryan Burton: "lol"
12/23/2005 10:26:36PM Ryan Burton: "nvm"
12/23/2005 10:26:58PM Ryan Burton: "well it's been at least 10 mins now"
12/23/2005 10:27:05PM Ryan Burton: "can u help me or not?"
12/23/2005 10:27:17PM Ryan Burton: "it's been at least 10 mins"
12/23/2005 10:27:26PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry I told you to connect it to pink port."
12/23/2005 10:27:44PM Ryan Burton: "no u didn't"
12/23/2005 10:27:51PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:28:05PM Ryan Burton: "so which jack do i connect the hedphones 2 now?"
12/23/2005 10:28:28PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Pink one is more mike."
12/23/2005 10:28:57PM Ryan Burton: "what is "more mike"?"
12/23/2005 10:29:12PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Sorry for typo."
12/23/2005 10:29:28PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I mean for mike."
12/23/2005 10:29:42PM Ryan Burton: "so which jack do i connect the hedphones 2 now?"
12/23/2005 10:30:05PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Pink port."
12/23/2005 10:30:20PM Ryan Burton: "no"
12/23/2005 10:30:23PM Ryan Burton: "so which jack do i connect the hedphones 2 now?"
12/23/2005 10:30:32PM Ryan Burton: "HEADPHONES"
12/23/2005 10:30:38PM Ryan Burton: "there r 2 plugs"
12/23/2005 10:30:58PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Are you seeing pink port?"
12/23/2005 10:31:05PM Ryan Burton: "yes"
12/23/2005 10:31:16PM Ryan Burton: "the mic is connected 2 the pink port already"
12/23/2005 10:31:18PM Ryan Burton: "agin"
12/23/2005 10:32:03PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Give a try with black port."
12/23/2005 10:33:27PM Ryan Burton: "will it stil work if i have the speakers and other headphones connected also?"
12/23/2005 10:34:07PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Yes."
12/23/2005 10:34:11PM Ryan Burton: "?"
12/23/2005 10:34:17PM Ryan Burton: "not working"
12/23/2005 10:34:50PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Have you tried mike on other source?"
12/23/2005 10:35:57PM Ryan Burton: "the mike works fine now i think"
12/23/2005 10:36:00PM Ryan Burton: "AGAIN"
12/23/2005 10:36:05PM Ryan Burton: "for the 3rd time"
12/23/2005 10:36:19PM Ryan Burton: "the mike and headphones have 2 plugs"
12/23/2005 10:36:42PM Ryan Burton: "i also have other headpones connected in the front and speakers connected in the rear"
12/23/2005 10:37:05PM Ryan Burton: "and the black plug for the headpones with the mic plugged in 2 the black jack in the back"
12/23/2005 10:37:19PM Ryan Burton: "the headpones with the mic aren't working"
12/23/2005 10:37:38PM Ryan Burton: "the speakers only work if u unplug the headphones from the front of the pc"
12/23/2005 10:38:11PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Give a right click on volume icon on right bottom corner."
12/23/2005 10:38:26PM Ryan Burton: "also pvr video card connected 2 the blue jack"
12/23/2005 10:38:35PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:38:56PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Click on volume control."
12/23/2005 10:39:15PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:39:47PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "You must be seeing volume control for CD player,headphones."
12/23/2005 10:40:04PM Ryan Burton: "i have cd audio"
12/23/2005 10:40:17PM Ryan Burton: "but neither headpones r plugged n 2 the cd player"
12/23/2005 10:40:24PM Ryan Burton: "nothing on mute"
12/23/2005 10:40:26PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Do you see microphones column?."
12/23/2005 10:40:51PM Ryan Burton: "no"
12/23/2005 10:40:57PM Ryan Burton: "none listed"
12/23/2005 10:41:13PM Ryan Burton: "doesn't matter"
12/23/2005 10:41:19PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Which column are listed there?"
12/23/2005 10:41:23PM Ryan Burton: "THE MIC WORKS"
12/23/2005 10:41:34PM Ryan Burton: "the HEADPHONES don't"
12/23/2005 10:41:55PM Ryan Burton: "this is exactly the type of info u should b able 2 tell me"
12/23/2005 10:42:09PM Ryan Burton: "u should have the exact configuration of my pc"
12/23/2005 10:42:15PM Ryan Burton: "right in front of u"
12/23/2005 10:42:20PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry for the inconvenience"
12/23/2005 10:42:36PM Ryan Burton: "playback"
12/23/2005 10:42:38PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I have all the information."
12/23/2005 10:42:40PM Ryan Burton: "wave/mp3"
12/23/2005 10:42:43PM Ryan Burton: "d audio"
12/23/2005 10:42:46PM Ryan Burton: "ine in"
12/23/2005 10:42:50PM Ryan Burton: "line in"
12/23/2005 10:42:55PM Ryan Burton: "cd audio"
12/23/2005 10:43:17PM Ryan Burton: "5 columns"
12/23/2005 10:43:22PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Ok."
12/23/2005 10:44:08PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Do you see properties option in that window?"
12/23/2005 10:44:30PM Ryan Burton: "no"
12/23/2005 10:44:56PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Do you see options?"
12/23/2005 10:45:22PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:45:24PM Ryan Burton: "got it"
12/23/2005 10:45:52PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Click on it and go to properties."
12/23/2005 10:46:02PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:46:18PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Then check all the options there."
12/23/2005 10:47:21PM Ryan Burton: "under playback or recording?"
12/23/2005 10:48:06PM Ryan Burton: "?"
12/23/2005 10:48:27PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Under show the volume control :"
12/23/2005 10:48:39PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:48:54PM Ryan Burton: "there r also 2 radio buttons for playback and recording"
12/23/2005 10:49:03PM Ryan Burton: "which 1?"
12/23/2005 10:50:23PM Ryan Burton: "?"
12/23/2005 10:50:23PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "You can check microphone in both playback and recording"
12/23/2005 10:50:31PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:50:49PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Now give a try."
12/23/2005 10:51:07PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "First check mute button in volume control."
12/23/2005 10:52:21PM Ryan Burton: "ok"
12/23/2005 10:52:28PM Ryan Burton: "why would i want 2 put it on mute?"
12/23/2005 10:52:46PM Ryan Burton: "i disconnected the pvr card cable"
12/23/2005 10:53:08PM Ryan Burton: "so now we have the speakers, headpones, and mic plugged into the back"
12/23/2005 10:53:15PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Yes."
12/23/2005 10:53:34PM Ryan Burton: "and a diffrent set of headphones only plugged into the green jack on the lower front"
12/23/2005 10:54:10PM Ryan Burton: "not working"
12/23/2005 10:54:18PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Yes."
12/23/2005 10:54:32PM Ryan Burton: "sound from other set of headphones only"
12/23/2005 10:54:38PM Ryan Burton: "not working"
12/23/2005 10:54:53PM Ryan Burton: "?"
12/23/2005 10:54:58PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Do you mean mic not working?"
12/23/2005 10:55:54PM Ryan Burton: "NO"
12/23/2005 10:56:00PM Ryan Burton: "again for the 4th time"
12/23/2005 10:56:13PM Ryan Burton: "the HEADPHONES with the mic"
12/23/2005 10:56:16PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Have you connect it pink port?"
12/23/2005 10:56:16PM Ryan Burton: "not the mic"
12/23/2005 10:56:25PM Ryan Burton: "yes"
12/23/2005 10:56:39PM Ryan Burton: "that is for the MICROPHONE"
12/23/2005 10:56:52PM Ryan Burton: "the MICROPHONE works JUST FINE"
12/23/2005 10:57:01PM Ryan Burton: "the HEADPHONES dont"
12/23/2005 10:57:14PM Ryan Burton: "is there a SUPERVISOR there i can talk 2?"
12/23/2005 10:57:38PM Ryan Burton: "this service is EXTREMELY POOR!"
12/23/2005 10:57:54PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry."
12/23/2005 10:58:10PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am not clear what is not working?"
12/23/2005 10:58:30PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Are the headphones,microphone or mike?"
12/23/2005 10:58:46PM Ryan Burton: "THE HEADPONES!"
12/23/2005 10:59:03PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Mike is working now."
12/23/2005 10:59:05PM Ryan Burton: "i have TWO sets of headphones connected to the pc"
12/23/2005 10:59:10PM Ryan Burton: "and 1 set of speaks"
12/23/2005 10:59:19PM Ryan Burton: "speakers*"
12/23/2005 10:59:55PM Ryan Burton: "the headpones that r headphones only w/o a mic and that r connected to the lower front of the pc WORK JUST FINE"
12/23/2005 11:00:09PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry two seta of headphones cannot work at a time."
12/23/2005 11:00:15PM Ryan Burton: "the other set of headphones = no sound at all"
12/23/2005 11:00:28PM Ryan Burton: "1 set of headphones is headphones only"
12/23/2005 11:00:32PM Ryan Burton: "es work just fine"
12/23/2005 11:00:41PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "As there is one headphone port ."
12/23/2005 11:01:07PM Ryan Burton: "the other set of headphones is PHYSICALLY connected to the MICROPHONE"
12/23/2005 11:01:14PM Ryan Burton: "it is a headset"
12/23/2005 11:01:20PM Ryan Burton: "like u would use in a callcenter"
12/23/2005 11:01:30PM Ryan Burton: "this unit has 2 plugs"
12/23/2005 11:01:50PM Ryan Burton: "1 pink for mic is plugged into the pink jack into the soundcard in the back"
12/23/2005 11:02:05PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry but had said earlier that you have 2 sets of headphones."
12/23/2005 11:02:07PM Ryan Burton: "the other plug is black and is plugged into the black jack in the back in the soundcard"
12/23/2005 11:02:38PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Which port is not working>"
12/23/2005 11:02:41PM Ryan Burton: "this plug is for the HEADPHONES that r CONNECTED to the MIC as a HEADSET"
12/23/2005 11:02:44PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Sorry for typo."
12/23/2005 11:02:59PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Which port is not working?"
12/23/2005 11:03:00PM Ryan Burton: "IT IS 1 PHYSICAL PIECE OF HARD WARE"
12/23/2005 11:03:09PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Is it black or pink?"
12/23/2005 11:03:30PM Ryan Burton: "i already told u which port is not working"
12/23/2005 11:03:45PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Pink port."
12/23/2005 11:03:46PM Ryan Burton: "READ WHAT I TYPE!"
12/23/2005 11:04:34PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Is it pink port?"
12/23/2005 11:05:35PM Ryan Burton: "the headpones that r headphones only w/o a mic and that r connected to the lower front of the pc WORK JUST FINE"
12/23/2005 11:05:47PM Ryan Burton: "NO"
12/23/2005 11:05:52PM Ryan Burton: "that is for the mic"
12/23/2005 11:05:57PM Ryan Burton: "AGAIN FOR THE 5TH TIME"
12/23/2005 11:06:06PM Ryan Burton: "the MICROPHONE WORKS!"
12/23/2005 11:06:28PM Ryan Burton: "I NEED TO TALK 2 A SUPERVISOR NOW!"
12/23/2005 11:06:35PM Ryan Burton: "u do not know what u r doing"
12/23/2005 11:06:38PM Ryan Burton: "!"
12/23/2005 11:06:53PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Are you plugging headphones to green port?"
12/23/2005 11:07:11PM Ryan Burton: "no"
12/23/2005 11:07:18PM Ryan Burton: "black port"
12/23/2005 11:07:26PM Ryan Burton: "like u told me to "try" earlier"
12/23/2005 11:07:35PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Please plug headphones in green port."
12/23/2005 11:07:45PM Ryan Burton: "where at?"
12/23/2005 11:08:04PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Do you green colour port?"
12/23/2005 11:08:18PM Ryan Burton: "i don't understand?"
12/23/2005 11:08:52PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "There are 3 ports Pink,Green,Blue on the back of system tower."
12/23/2005 11:09:08PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Plug headphones in green port."
12/23/2005 11:10:12PM Ryan Burton: "not working"
12/23/2005 11:10:39PM Ryan Burton: "I NEED TO TALK 2 A SUPERVISOR NOW!"
12/23/2005 11:11:13PM Ryan Burton: "we're going on almost an hr here"
12/23/2005 11:11:55PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am really sorry for your experience with me."
12/23/2005 11:12:12PM Ryan Burton: "u bet"
12/23/2005 11:12:23PM Ryan Burton: "I NEED TO TALK 2 A SUPERVISOR NOW! 10:06:35 PM You u do not know what u r doing"
12/23/2005 11:12:30PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "My supervisor is in meeting ,he will call you within 1/2 hour."
12/23/2005 11:13:01PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "would it be with you?"
12/23/2005 11:13:14PM Ryan Burton: "i won't b up then"
12/23/2005 11:13:14PM Ryan Burton: "i won't b up then"
12/23/2005 11:13:14PM Ryan Burton: "i won't b up then"
12/23/2005 11:13:34PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am sorry I didn't get you."
12/23/2005 11:13:44PM Ryan Burton: "i'm going 2 bed"
12/23/2005 11:13:47PM Ryan Burton: "too late now"
12/23/2005 11:13:59PM Ryan Burton: "WE NEED 2 GET THIS RESOLVED NOW"
12/23/2005 11:14:19PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Would it be fine if we will call you tomorrow?"
12/23/2005 11:14:23PM Ryan Burton: "UR technical support is so poor it's less than 0"
12/23/2005 11:14:30PM Ryan Burton: "NO"
12/23/2005 11:14:39PM Ryan Burton: "WE NEED 2 GET THIS RESOLVED NOW"
12/23/2005 11:14:42PM Ryan Burton: "!"
12/23/2005 11:14:43PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "He will take only 10 minutes."
12/23/2005 11:15:21PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am going to call him from meeting."
12/23/2005 11:15:25PM Ryan Burton: "so i can talk 2 somebody in 10 mins?"
12/23/2005 11:15:32PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "sure."
12/23/2005 11:15:42PM Ryan Burton: "i hope so"
12/23/2005 11:15:45PM Ryan Burton: "for ur sake"
12/23/2005 11:15:51PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thank you."
12/23/2005 11:15:58PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Is there anything else with the system i can assist you with?"
12/23/2005 11:16:15PM Ryan Burton: "OMG"
12/23/2005 11:16:20PM Ryan Burton: "lmao"
12/23/2005 11:16:29PM Ryan Burton: "i will wait for 10 mins"
12/23/2005 11:16:33PM Ryan Burton: "starting now"
12/23/2005 11:16:38PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Sure."
12/23/2005 11:16:40PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Could you please stay online for two minutes while I generate a case number for today’s interaction?"
12/23/2005 11:19:08PM Ryan Burton: "that would b good"
12/23/2005 11:20:58PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Your case number is XXXXXX (I TOOK THIS OUT FOR SECURITY REASONS)"
12/23/2005 11:21:06PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I am going to my manager now."
12/23/2005 11:21:09PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thank you."
12/23/2005 11:22:43PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Could you please confirm your telephone number?"
12/23/2005 11:24:12PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Are we connected ?"
12/23/2005 11:25:26PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "I have not received a response in over a minute. To ensure that we are connected, please respond within the next minute to allow me to continue our chat"
12/23/2005 11:26:56PM Ryan Burton: "XXXXXX (I TOOK THIS OUT FOR SECURITY REASONS)"
12/23/2005 11:27:19PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thank you."
12/23/2005 11:27:47PM Ryan Burton: "ay"
12/23/2005 11:27:50PM Ryan Burton: "ya"
12/23/2005 11:28:52PM Agent (Monika_01110046): "Thank you for visiting Dell Hardware Warranty Support online chat and giving me the opportunity to assist you. Please feel free to visit us at
http
/support.dell.com or call 1-800-624-9896. You can contact us anytime 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
12/23/2005 11:28:55PM Session Ended
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Believe it or not, the supervisor did actually call me back like 15 mins later and came up w/ the right ans. If want both sets of headphones and the speakers to all work at the same time u need buy a spliter and run it out of the souncard in the back first. Funny how Dell used 2 b #1 in tech support. Since then they've fired all the Americans and moved all the jobs to india. I didn't capitalize that because they're not worthy of it. They can't speak English w/o a heavy accent and in most cases they don't kno wtf they're talking about anyway. I would rate this experience as being about a 1.5 out of 10 w/ 10 being what it should b and 1.5 being what it is. I have 18 years experience w/ computers.