Another Thief! I don't buy what advertisers push at me!

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McHenryB

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I've just realized that I am being a parasite on society. Advertisers take a great deal of trouble to make nice stories and movies describing their wonderful products, I take advantage of this wonderful free material by watching it, yet I end up not paying for it by buying the products. So I guess that I am a leech on society, robbing those poor, hard-working advertising executives (not to mention their kids and their grannies) of the means to put a square meal on the table. Every time I watch an advertisement for free and don't cough up for the product a kitten dies.

Not only that, but I have an inadequate manhood, a flabby stomach, no loan at 1000% interest rate, and I have passed up the chance to share $5,000,000 dollars with a Nigerian princess. Is there any hope for me?

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