Oops! A hammer accidently fell on the RFID chip in my passport handing out my personal information for free to anyone with a scanner. Gosh, how'd that happen?
Whats wrong with my license plate? You say it looks like someone took a hammer to it? What a shame! How'd that happen? LOL.
You say they are going to update these things via cell text messages? Will California have to pay AT&T $0.20 for each text? Mmmm, maybe they can get a special unlimited text plan. LOL. Or maybe AT&T will finally have the money to improve their coverage.