Reynod
Splendid
Oztralia was recently discovered by an explorer called Oprah.
An odd sort of a woman as she seemed unable to speak unless there were two cameras pointed at her.
We showed her all of the nice tourist places and hopefully the koalas didn't give her clamydia.
We had to fit a second mobile cell phone repeater nearby her "guard of honour" as her 307 friends and 197 staff were all permanently attached to their cell phones.
Evidently Americans can't communicate without them ... or a camera.
They all seemed pretty nice though we are not sure if we are going to approve Jerry Springer doing a similar show here this year as he wants to interview all of the hookers and my sister isn't keen on it, though my aunty is ... once she gets her new teeth.
An odd sort of a woman as she seemed unable to speak unless there were two cameras pointed at her.
We showed her all of the nice tourist places and hopefully the koalas didn't give her clamydia.
We had to fit a second mobile cell phone repeater nearby her "guard of honour" as her 307 friends and 197 staff were all permanently attached to their cell phones.
Evidently Americans can't communicate without them ... or a camera.
They all seemed pretty nice though we are not sure if we are going to approve Jerry Springer doing a similar show here this year as he wants to interview all of the hookers and my sister isn't keen on it, though my aunty is ... once she gets her new teeth.