GameCrush Lets You Hire a Girl to Play With You

[JMcEntegart]

[citation][nom]bustapr[/nom]Whats all that stuff about JaneCrush in the url. Makes me wonder...[/citation]

lol, read the comments. The team of girls that work there call themselves "JaneCrush."

Excellent name in my opinion!

 

[aethm]

How do I pimp my wife out to this service? She's a serious Halo and Left 4 Dead addict. Might as well make some money while she's at it! P.S. As soon as anyone finds out she's a woman the sicko's come at her anyway.

 

[darkknight22]

Perfect, I'll have my gf sit on the webcam and watch me as I play for her.

 

[babybeluga]

I'm not reading through all these comments, but if nobody has made a "I'll let them play with my joystick" comment, I'd be surprised!!

anyways, LMFAO @ THIS!

 

[Guest]

Damn they beat me to it! Exploiting desperate gamers like that... Sigh if only I submitted my business plan 5 years ago

 

[lauxenburg]

What else do they do...

 

[the_krasno]

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]lol, read the comments. The team of girls that work there call themselves "JaneCrush." Excellent name in my opinion![/citation]

Jane is indeed an excellent name

 

[Simple11]

Why did I not think about this?!!??!?

 

[belardo]

For many guys... this maybe the best they can do.

Hell, I picked up a stripper for some dates... we really liked the same things. It only cost me $20 for the lap dance, the dates and fun aftward didn't cost me anything really (maybe 2 or 3 drinks for her). Nice girl, oh yeah - she lived kind of far away.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

Why pay to have girls play with me when I don't have to pay to play with one that can kick my (and many others) ass?

 

[kingnoobe]

Seems no different the telephone sex, just targeting a different type.

I think it's far from a stupid idea, hell it's brilliant. Just sucks to be the guys that actually got to use it lol.

 

[tacoslave]

[citation][nom]Gin Fushicho[/nom]Why pay to have girls play with me when I don't have to pay to play with one that can kick my (and many others) ass?[/citation]
my wife can kick my ass in videogames D=

 

[homerhellboy223]

[citation][nom]restatement3dofted[/nom]I put on my robe and wizard hat...[/citation]
With me it's the opposite.... I took them off. And like the engineer in TF2, erected a sentry XD

 

[nebun]

ok...i really don't know what to say...i guess that if there is need there is always a way...or is it the other way around???

 

[anamaniac]

[citation][nom]jhansonxi[/nom]Considering how violent many games are, this service should be extended to include incarcerated convicts. The average woman isn't too interested in capping aliens or zombies for hours on end. Gang members are an untapped talent pool. Then again, I know some US Marines that could offer the same.[/citation]
That would be awesome.
Playing violent video games with convicted cons. I may even actually pay for that.
[citation][nom]aethm[/nom]How do I pimp my wife out to this service? She's a serious Halo and Left 4 Dead addict. Might as well make some money while she's at it! P.S. As soon as anyone finds out she's a woman the sicko's come at her anyway.[/citation]
Yeah, sadly enough. When I used to play online games my best bud just always told everyone she was a dude. Though she was the sicko...
[citation][nom]Belardo[/nom]For many guys... this maybe the best they can do. Hell, I picked up a stripper for some dates... we really liked the same things. It only cost me $20 for the lap dance, the dates and fun aftward didn't cost me anything really (maybe 2 or 3 drinks for her). Nice girl, oh yeah - she lived kind of far away.[/citation]
Ha. They wouldn't let me in one of my local stipclubs last night because of a lack of ID. I'm 19 and I had $500 in my pocket, who cares if I had ID?

Interesting idea though. Cheaper then buying club drinks taxi cabs too.

 

[TemjinGold]

Those looking for more hardcore action can get 10 minutes of game time over Xbox Live in games of Halo 3, Modern Warfare 2, Gears of War 2 and Grand Theft Auto IV
. While the games are more intense, the playtime is likely longer as there is no video chat involved.

How do they even know those are girls then? Oh and I thought you meant something else with "Those looking for more hardcore action"...

 

[Mr_Man]

[citation][nom]dman3k[/nom]What about a service for Catholics priests?[/citation]
Not cool.
Nor is the service.

 

[WyomingKnott]

[citation][nom]flaminggerbil[/nom]I'm lost for words.[/citation]
Got a word for you: "Pitiful." Does that help?

 

[zak_mckraken]

My initial reaction was : you have to be effing kiding me! But, when you think of it, the world is quickly moving towards online services. The internet stopped being only porn and games a long time ago. Welcome to the Matrix.

 

[korsen]

[citation][nom]the_krasno[/nom]Look at the url for this article:"gamecrush-playdates-janecrush-sex-prostitution,news-6233.html"Read that again. "JANECRUSH". Marcus, is this your way of flirting with Jane?[/citation]
And the winning lotto ticket goes to you for spotting that. Good eye.