Gamer Officially Marrying Virtual Girlfriend

[Guest]

Marketing scam, or guy trying to be funny!

 

[PLATTERMAN]

Who gave the "bride" away?, the energizer bunny. I hope he put a condom on the DS because i here she is a total skank. Or should he be arrested for marrying a child. What.. the guy could fly to Guam but not to Nevada where even someone this twisted could get laid, albeit it would be by paying a prostitute at a whorehouse money. Oh thats right its not true love. Remember the Seinfeld episode, the blonde tells Jerry my boyfriend told me i got gonorhea from sitting on a tractor seat in my bikini.

 

[tat2demon]

Gotta be a chinese.

 

[tat2demon]

Gotta be a chinese.

 

[Guest]

That must have been one hot chick.

 

[anamaniac]

Has gay marriage been put to vote, and failed, in over 30 states in the US now?
Surprised that this would be allowed, if so many countries won't even allow two insanely hot chicks to marry each other...

 

[tarquinbiscuitbarrel]

how is this more shocking than classic jerry springer?

15 years ago this might have been 'crazy', but now i think it's more sane than most of the stuff going on.

 

[micr0be]

in case of emergency save to memory card drop into pocket and run.

 

[Manos]

You have to be freaking kidding me... As if marying chicks you meet online ( aka Second Life ) wasnt bad enough, now getting married with your LITERALLY pixeled virtual gf.. Screw it. I give up on humanity since they gave up on themselves big time I cant care for that shit no more, really.

 

[henrystrawn]

Give the guy a break. Those OLED screens are really bendy.

 

[mojo_rex]

[citation][nom]henrystrawn[/nom]Give the guy a break. Those OLED screens are really bendy.[/citation]

thats gotta void the warranty.

 

[Regulas]

[citation][nom]jellico[/nom]Wow... this is just... wow. I really feel sorry for people like that. It's unfortunately that they can't make a connection with a real human being. Then again, there are plenty of women out there who have given up on relationships with men and resorted to battery powered companionship. And actually, they've been doing that for FAR longer.[/citation]
So true, either that or they are lesbians.

 

[Regulas]

Ok think I may feel a little for him.
I know I go to great lengths to keep Dogmeat from getting killed in fallout 3, usually leave him in the house because of the heavy nasties out in the wasteland at level 30.

 

[zak_mckraken]

This guy's DS must smell funny.

 

[sslazio77]

Just wait till his real wife finds out.... oh wait...

 

[LORD_ORION]

Hey, this is just the beginning of a new market. AI companions.... remember, pursuit of happiness is a right.

 

[bildo123]

I would steal the batteries from his DS. Take that!
Or maybe just delete his 'girlfriend'.

 

[foody]

How do you make love to a Nintendo DS?

 

[atticus052]

If she catches a virus, will he then contract it? Tell me this if you're all so smart!

 

[shqtth]

Ha his virtual GF gets him outside of the house.