Golden Coffin Has Built-In Cell Phone

[shin0bi272]

[citation][nom]manitoublack[/nom]Never mind the mobile phone: come on grave robbers, coffin made of GOLD!![/citation]
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. This coffin will be in the ground about 2 hours past sunset the day they bury the person in it.

Of course with the phone's onboard gps you could find out where they took your $400k coffin and arrest them I suppose. That is assuming the phone HAS gps. And if it does why not just put a GPS beacon in it? Bah anyway...

I Heard a story about Green Day's American Idiot album bringing some kid out of a coma... maybe metallica can wake the dead? Or you can call and play slayer to give his time in hell a soundtrack... just a thought.

 

[kingnoobe]

Can you hear me now.

 

[ViPr]

why don't they just get cryonically preserved. it's cheaper too.

 

[pythy]

LET ME OUT!!!

 

[brendano257]

At 6 ft under I would hope you don't have AT&T, then you DEFINITELY wont have service.

 

[JOSHSKORN]

I wonder if Who Wants to Be a Millionaire will add that as a lifeline. "Talk to the Dead." and provide a Cell phone and a Ouiji board.

 

[Socialdisorder]

"Were sorry, but the party you are trying to reach is DEAD" Please hang up and try again.. Error 666

 

[ArgleBargle]

If you buy the super duper deluxe model (for MULTI billionaires only) does the modern day pyramid come with it?

 

[Hellboy]

At least the wife can check up on you.

 

[bin1127]

complete crap, i mean the reception has got to be.

 

[g00ey]

If I choose to to be buried in this one I better not choose cremation then.

 

[yang]

i see a resurgence of grave robbers if this thing catches on. everywhere you just see people stealing coffins.

 

[Guest]

I say the manufacturer changes their company slogan to "We got Some Dirt on you!"

 

[Platypus]

RJ Fletcher: "What would my father say if he were alive today?"

"HELP-HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T BREATHE!"

 

[grieve]

[citation][nom]falchard[/nom]It should snap a photo of you every day and update it on your Facebook.[/citation]
lol thats nasty!

 

[Parrdacc]

Okay, but your still DEAD.

 

[bill gates is your daddy]

"Can you hear me now?"

 

[lordcrazex]

sure, if fame & fortune is what you are 'dying' for..

 

[caskachan]

holy penis has no one bothered to think and research?

when you are at the funeral house, they practiclaly dig into your chest, and check for blood/heart movement, just as a last precaution, but after that, they preacticlaly make sure you are dead, by cutting essential organ (not harvesting, but actually killing you for good if you wherent) and filling the body with cloroform and other liquids to keep from rotting

YOU CANT BE BURIED ALIVE IN THIS TIME AND AGE (in cities with proper funeral houses that is)

 

[bcube]

vampires need cellphones for entering this world