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Google's Bouncer Protects Android Market From Malware

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I LOLed at the photo 😛

Good to see Google cares for the security of their OS.
 
[citation][nom]mrmaia[/nom]I LOLed at the photo[/citation]

That guy's been a bouncer at the 9:30 Club in DC for as long as I can remember. Dude's awesome, and he's damn good at his job.
 
[citation][nom]earlgreyman[/nom]That guy's been a bouncer at the 9:30 Club in DC for as long as I can remember. Dude's awesome, and he's damn good at his job.[/citation]
When I think of bouncers I think of someone who is not only big and intimidating, but who can also fight. Nobody with that "stuff" hanging off of their face is going to be very effective in a fight. There are too many "things" that could get ripped off.
 
[citation][nom]JasonAkkerman[/nom]When I think of bouncers I think of someone who is not only big and intimidating, but who can also fight. Nobody with that "stuff" hanging off of their face is going to be very effective in a fight. There are too many "things" that could get ripped off.[/citation]


You do realise that a good bouncer doesnt have to fight? This isnt fucking street fighter, real life is a little different.
 
this is not good like it sounds. now they have an excuse to restrict the software they want.
 
After discovering malware in the App store, Google will use this bouncer (in photo) to go and punch the lights out of whoever uploaded the crap.
 
Google should have been doing this from day 1. I will not give them credit for taking a set 2 year late to not make money off malware.
 
With those guns, he'd be the one doing the ripping more so than his opponent.

[citation][nom]JasonAkkerman[/nom]When I think of bouncers I think of someone who is not only big and intimidating, but who can also fight. Nobody with that "stuff" hanging off of their face is going to be very effective in a fight. There are too many "things" that could get ripped off.[/citation]
 
I would say Comodo is doing fine in giving security for Android,COMODO Mobile Security is designed to protect your Android devices against viruses, unsafe apps and potentially risky settings while helping to protect your privacy and keep your system optimized.
 
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