I need to don my asbestos suit for this level of flaming stupidity on the part of Apple. Has anyone over there ever heard of "Product testing?" You'd think that before they release an "innovation" like this, someone in the lab would be all, "Hey, when I hold this thing, it actually kinda sucks! We should fix that." But, as has been pointed out, they're just gonna use it as a sales opportunity for fanboys / fangirls who just don't know any better.