iPhone Thief Identified by Tattoo on His Forehead

[Marcus Yam]

Yes, you're you.

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[joytech22]

One word, Bandanna.

 

[exodite]

The 'Distinctive Style' flaw always comes back to bite you in the ass. Must. Resist. Free. BP.

 

[rpgplayer]

he should have tattooed stupid there instead....

 

[r0x0r]

The authorities seem fairly sure that it is him, as he has a rather distinctive on his forehead.

 

[Guest]

A rather distinctive what? Over.

 

[royalcrown]

Instead of "I'm Me" ..."I'm Guilty", or "I'm with Stupid" works too..

 

[cp8427]

Might as well just say "IT WAS ME!!!"

 

[Guest]

He's actually a new Apple product dubbed the iME; created to replace the salespeople at Apple stores to save the company $7.25 PER employee PER hour but alas product testing is not going well. Of course Apple isn't going to come out in its defense and will likely assert that he just wasn't held right.

 

[eklipz330]

i'm suprised to see the retard didn't get it tattoo'd backwards... cause when he looks in the mirror he'd be like "DURR IT'S BACKWARDS!"

 

[commandersozo]

19? He looks 40.

 

[fayzaan]

He looks stupid 😀

Its stupid man!!!

 

[alyoshka]

Yeah, he is stupid!!! Of all the damn things he picked the iPhone, hells!! Jobs is giving them away for free.... even he doesn't want them....

 

[mavroxur]

[citation][nom]joytech22[/nom]One word, Bandanna.[/citation]


Sometimes known as a Bandana

 

[brianfulcher15]

DISTINCTIVE WHAT TOM DISTINCTIVE WHAT?????

 

[Guest]

Just thought I'd check back to see if we'd found out what he had on his head that was distinctive, but alas... no news 🙁

 

[zak_mckraken]

Bandanna has more raw power. In fact, I think I'm gonna throw an extra n in there.

 

[atomyc]

new tattoo: 183893

 

[chickenhoagie]

this guys on iCrack..

 

[gorillateets]

I was wondering what was so distinctive as well. I guess he a had a plain old distinctive on his forehead. I hate it when those get on my forehead.