iPhone Thief Identified by Tattoo on His Forehead

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He's actually a new Apple product dubbed the iME; created to replace the salespeople at Apple stores to save the company $7.25 PER employee PER hour but alas product testing is not going well. Of course Apple isn't going to come out in its defense and will likely assert that he just wasn't held right.
 

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i'm suprised to see the retard didn't get it tattoo'd backwards... cause when he looks in the mirror he'd be like "DURR IT'S BACKWARDS!"
 
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Just thought I'd check back to see if we'd found out what he had on his head that was distinctive, but alas... no news :(
 

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I was wondering what was so distinctive as well. I guess he a had a plain old distinctive on his forehead. I hate it when those get on my forehead.
 
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