iPhone Users Have the Most Sexual Partners

[Marcus Yam]

If you want to look hot, make sure you use a digital SLR camera.

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[plasmastorm]

Next apple product the i-std?

 

[cashews]

Wow I bet these statistics are credible..

 

[jamie_macdonald]

I bet most porsche owners say the same thing, but most know they are replacing their lack of appendage with something else eh 😛

 

[icepick314]

everyone knows that 87% of online stats are made up....

 

[p1n3apqlexpr3ss]

Its cause the iphone users are tryin to pick up women on this and that new only for apple fans dating site, everyone else actually goes out and gets girls that way...

 

[tinnerdxp]

what a pile of crap... what next? Whose penis is longer based on Steve Job's measure tape? this is proper WTF...

 

[bearracuda]

Well, apple users are more focused around looks and tend to spend more time overexaggerating small features on their portable electronics. They probably follow the same agenda when it comes to looks/dating. Apple is for the simple, primped-up folk. The folk who just want something fancy and easy. Something they can waste hard-earned cash on just so they can show it off. The true technical wonders are for us enthusiasts. We're the movers and shakers in the world. We accomplish great feats and often become so wrapped up in our passions that we can neglect some of the smaller aspects of our lives.

... Or I could just get really immature and say that we have fewer sexual partners because we have life partners, not just f**kbuddies. And that apple users are either liars or "sexually promiscuous".

All 3 of those statements are probably true... but I'm not immature enough to pull that card...

Or am I?

 

[Guest]

Well, pretty much the dumbest thing I've read...anywhere...ever

 

[Guest]

so, on average android-geeks have learnt to use both hands by the age of 22...

 

[pirateboy]

okok...android users wank more....but icrap users have more aids...hah!

 

[hillarymakesmecry]

Looks like the nerds are flocking to Android! I did... and monogamy is boring.

 

[f-14]

okay so the point being made is iphone users are dumb, so dumb it's easy to get them to sleep with you, right? based on the photo's going from a hideous pose to an ambiguous pose then to an intimate pose (based upon the clip provided) must have nothing to do with the rating, riiiiiiiiiiggghhhht. tell the people that made this test good try markie marc but the test was corrupted the very second they didn't use the same pose for each camera making this bit-o-news not even worth reporting except in a rag mag.

 

[insider3]

I can see if we were talking about something in between the lines of "People that drive Lamborghinis get laid more than people that drive Toyotas" But I remember I still had a razr when the iPhone first came out and got more ass than all of my friends with iPhones. Going to the gym, a personality and a good job is all you need. Not a phone.

 

[acadia11]

I have an iphone and blackberry, where does that leave me?

Android User = Tech Savvy, probably not worried about being stylish

Black Berry User = Business, not enough time to do the deed

Iphone User = Of course, I'm trying look good, and be hip, because I intend on getting laid


I know ever sense I got my iphone I got more action!

 

[willgart]

these stats will be used in the next Apple's adv. campaign 😉

 

[nebun]

who said that tech won't get you laid? lol

 

[Vladislaus]

This has to be one of the dumbest studies ever made. Specially that there are tons of cameras WAY better than the Panasonic.

 

[qwerty45]

iphone ftw

 

[jamie_macdonald]

[citation][nom]bearracuda[/nom]Well, apple users are more focused around looks and tend to spend more time overexaggerating small features on their portable electronics. They probably follow the same agenda when it comes to looks/dating. Apple is for the simple, primped-up folk. The folk who just want something fancy and easy. Something they can waste hard-earned cash on just so they can show it off. The true technical wonders are for us enthusiasts. We're the movers and shakers in the world. We accomplish great feats and often become so wrapped up in our passions that we can neglect some of the smaller aspects of our lives.... Or I could just get really immature and say that we have fewer sexual partners because we have life partners, not just f**kbuddies. And that apple users are either liars or "sexually promiscuous".All 3 of those statements are probably true... but I'm not immature enough to pull that card...Or am I?[/citation]

If they were that fussed about looks or features, they would not have a non skinnable, no desktop, no widgets device would they?

The main reason i have never got a iphone is because they miss such basic computer features, hence the n900 is my phone, i can skin that and make it look how i want, unlike the devices you speak of wich are nothing but locked in icon menu's and glorified RSS feeds! (well, almost)