"Let's make an updated version of Goldeneye"
"Sure, what will we update?"
"Well, obviously what made the game popular was it's graphics, so let's not change those. But let's update the cast, that's really important. How about we get rid of Pierce Brosnan and substitute Daniel Craig?"
"Brilliant! We'll get cracking on that right away"
And viola, we have this half-baked piece of sh*t.