Man Jailed for Killing Wife with TV Remote

[alextheblue]

[citation][nom]Sythix[/nom]Jane you need to stop posting random crap on here. Just because you have the ability to post, doesn't mean you should. Your like the source of random non-related crap on tom's stop it.[/citation]
Eh, better than half of Kevin's articles, you know the ones that look like news but smell like a soapbox.

 

[demonhorde665]

[citation][nom]JMcEntegart[/nom]I could understand your frustration if they were all I ever posted but they're not. Posts like this make up an average of 14% of the content I post. As far as I'm concerned it's a small enough percentage that I don't need to feel bad about posting "random crap" as you so eloquently put it.As a side note, I'd like to point out that it's two days before Christmas – there's little else happening at the moment. Finding interesting stuff worth posting is always difficult this time of year, especially when you consider we post anywhere from 20-25 articles per day.[/citation]


jane you can post what ever you want 😛 jsut marry me !!!! i'll even let you hold the remote .. certainly won't throw it at you !!!!

merry x-mas

 

[redgarl]

Fallout explanation

10 action points remaining
Yelling at his wife -3 AP
7 action points remaining
Throwing remote at wife using aiming -5 AP

Wife was critically hit for massive damage and lost 289 Hit points. Provoking instant death due to internal brain explosion and the liquification of all internal organs.

 

[aford10]

Apparently, mommy never taught him that throwing things is bad.

 

[Platypus]

[citation][nom]Jane[/nom]Harvey's lawyer compared Laguna's death to the chances of winning the lottery.[/citation]Apparently Harvey's lawyer hates his own wife. "I wish my wife would just DIE. It would be like winning the lottery!!!"

 

[sslazio77]

[citation][nom]Sythix[/nom]Jane you need to stop posting random crap on here. Just because you have the ability to post, doesn't mean you should. Your like the source of random non-related crap on tom's stop it.[/citation]

The articles I'm most interested in is one like these, normal news with some technical reference of some kind. You like reading about straight nerd shit go to another website you eff'in nerd.