Man Officially Married Virtual GF, Plans Future

[invlem]

just wait until he finds out she's cheating on him with 1000's of other gamers

 

[Ramar]

I'm waiting for my nappster make-out bot. Screw you normal people.

 

[koga73]

i think this is absolutely hilarious

 

[imrul]

🙁

 

[Kelavarus]

[citation][nom]groveborn[/nom]This article said "legally", but I guarentee it wasn't a legal wedding.[/citation]

No, the article said "Apparently legally". Learn2read.

 

[bige420]

ummm.....hmmm. If one of my kids came to me with their DS and told me that this was their new wife....I just dont know what I would do. Would you hit him? I mean really, what if somehow the data got corrupt and she was gone forever. He might kill himself.

 

[dhowie]

i feel the need for a fleshlight DS accessory

 

[jwl3]

Dude, the instant I saw the headline, I knew it had to be an asian guy. WTF is wrong with them? Seriously. Mainly Japanese but Koreans and Chinese too.

 

[kusol]

I wonder if he realize that thousand of other men who play this games is also dating his wife...

 

[demonhorde665]

is the world of tech news really so bleak right now that we have to hear more about this loser, his callused palms and his virtual Gf ???

 

[Luscious]

Yeah, but how is he gonna use that KY yours & mine??? I'm guessing when he goes to marriage counseling they'll just tell him to get a fresh set of batteries.

Retard!

 

[Guest]

Sucka!
I'm sure his honeymoon and first night went all right.
Probably the guy has such a small prick, it fits in the headphones out of the device!

 

[martel80]

This is some sick shit.
They should probably censor this in US as it gives a bad example to children.

 

[Guest]

Jam's his finger up the charging port, sticks his other.... thingy up the mem slot, DOUBLE PENATRATION HONEY

 

[cewhidx]

I bet she doesnt bitch at him as much as my wife does when he buys new upgrades for his computer.....maybe I should have dont this 😛

 

[cewhidx]

oops *done*

 

[ssddx]

A few of you have taken this a bit too far. I'm sure he realizes that this "virtual wife" is not real. Perhaps what he wants is the controllable, constant presence that you can get from a video game character. You have to admit that the real thing can be much more stressfull as there is no off switch. Some jobs over there have enough stress as it is.

Sure it seems strange to me; however, unless you know the reasons why he did it one cannot argue with his decision. Also keep in mind that not everyone gets married (in the conventional sense) and wants to have children.

 

[lightsaber]

wtf...

 

[gorehound]

what a loser !!!!

 

[ukgooey]

[citation][nom]vaskodogama[/nom]that's just a sicko nerd dude!I once had a crush on a cartoon female when I was a kid[ the white hair lady in Atlantis cartoon by disney ] , but this? wow[/citation]
Don't let anybody give you grief about this! Myself and a number of my friends fancied cartoon characters when we were kids. Like She-Ra(!) and Avril, some chick in Thundercats even. One of the guys liked the bunny in Space Jam (not Bugs). I think everyone liked Jessica Rabbit. Phwoar. And if any of you naysayers think that having a soft(?) spot for Lara Croft is any different, well it's not. Admittedly she's not a bunny or a mermaid, or a redhead in battle armour or some sort of human/leopard hybrid.... but she is an animation nonetheless.