NASA Finds Cocaine in Space Shuttle Hanger

[JMcEntegart]

NASA has launched an investigation into a bag of cocaine that was found at the space agency's Kennedy Space Center in Florida last Tuesday.

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[lightsaber]

gives new meaning to the term "Spaced Out"

 

[lowguppy]

They didn't call him "Buzz" Aldren for nothing?

 

[Computer_Lots]

I wonder how much coke they have stashed in the space station?

 

[sunflier]

You sure its not moon dust??

 

[bogcotton]

Lol!

I thought this was going to be a serious article, like a gang has been using a hangar to store millions of dollars worth of cocaine.

Someone at NASA does coke.

Woooow.

 

[castle songbird]

"....I do cocaine; CU CU YAAAAH!"

 

[Guest]

I wonder if the 0-gravity has an effect on ripping gaggers in space!

DOOOING GAGGERZ!

 

[Guest]

Was it space coke?

 

[bin1127]

no wonder the shuttles keep blowing up...

how will this look to the intergalactic community?

 

[sciggy]

"We are conducting an investigation and working with center security and law enforcement officials to get to the bottom of it."

Perhaps not the best choice of words here. Get to the bottom of the bag of cocaine.....

 

[warezme]

We are traffiking drugs to aliens! Universal PimPs.

 

[djcoolmasterx]

Cue lots of really bad jokes. Oh, too late.

 

[Guest]

I believe it was Nokia that said it developed a phone that runs on Coke, and maybe NASA tried to get a rocket to work on it too, except the phone runs on CocaCola...oops.

 

[zak_mckraken]

NASA : Nostrils And Straws Adapt

 

[tommysch]

''NASA, as well as all of our contractors, has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal drug use''

They better start Oxycodone, but its a long ride to L.A.

 

[lamorpa]

What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?

 

[drip50291]

well if the military gives soldiers coke pills it only makes sense that NASA workers should be speeding too if their goal is to fly so high.

 

[tipmen]

Maybe someone wanted to test how coke affects you in zero gravity.

 

[phantomtrooper]

Its not that the astronauts need the drugs to enjoy space...just to enhance it.