I'm fighting the temptation to take that news title down a dirty perverted path. Ah screw it...
1. "It likes to spray its 'vitamin C' when it gets turned on."
2. "Your car just sprayed its vitamin C in my hair!"
3. "Just crank that knob till it sprays you."
4. "Is it turned on?" "I'd say so, I just got sprayed in the face"
5. "Nissan: Our cars will blow a load... of vitamin C on you!".
Phew, alright, got that out of my system. Interesting idea though. lol