Pee: The New Alternative Gasoline

[power hungry]

[citation][nom]LordConrad[/nom]I can hear the teenage pranks now..."Okay, very funny. Which one of you dropped a deuce in my gas tank!"[/citation]

The mystery of the "Car Urinal Deuce", Mmmmmkay?

 

[blacksins]

[citation][nom]otacon72[/nom]I can see it now...cars on the side of the road with people pissing in the gas tank.[/citation]
loooooooooooooooool i love u man

 

[JOSHSKORN]

Holy...oh wait, wrong end.

 

[nebun]

does this that people with STD can also benefit from this invention? i am sure that it will throw off the chemical imbalance, lol. Don't forget to wrap your shit before you pee...wait you can't do that, lol

 

[Guest]

Mixing urine with your poops will produce yet a more powerful and reactive chemical/bacterial soup than just urine alone. I can imagine people mixing these stuffs and pour the soup into the gas tank on the side of the road.

 

[archange]

OMG, does this mean I have to ask strangers to pee in my tank for long trips??

 

[Guest]

This will encourage drink driving no? ;D

 

[Guest]

The weaker sex will have tough time do piss on the side of the car..

 

[RaZZ3R]

Maybe now they won't call it gast tank, how about wee tank or toilet tank? How much beer do you need to fill the wee tank?

 

[hemburger]

how about women :/

 

[irh_1974]

[citation][nom]hemburger[/nom]how about women[/citation]
Maybe a driving seat catheter, or where the fuel cap is there is an adapter shaped like a baseball mit.
[citation][nom]AlexTheBlue[/nom]Please. Getting urine from bums off the street is almost as bad as fueling up at Valero. Nothing but Top Tier urine for my car.[/citation]
I would have thought bums piss would be like rocket fuel

 

[guanyu210379]

Drink more to tank more!
Mwahahahahaha....

 

[figgus]

Great, now the government will tax us for taking a whiz to supplement the gasoline tax.

 

[Stryter]

leaded or unleaded lol

 

[dark_lord69]

[citation][nom]hemburger[/nom]how about women[/citation]

Have you ever heard of a "Go Girl"?
It allows women to pee standing up and aim. Perhaps good enough to get it into the gas tank?

 

[casperstouch]

Wonder if that would keep those kids from siphoning my gas... lol

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]FloKid[/nom]Gotta go gotta go... But what happens when your tank is full?[/citation]
put car in neutral and REV IT UP! Empty it out some then refill

 

[bildo123]

What a freakin coincidence! We were out camping in the driveway when this topic came up a couple days ago...It's fate.

 

[tburns1]

[citation][nom]AlexTheBlue[/nom]Please. Getting urine from bums off the street is almost as bad as fueling up at Valero. Nothing but Top Tier urine for my car
.[/citation]
Are you kidding? The kind of bums I want peeing in my tank are those sterno drinkers. Rocket fuel, baby!

 

[Guest]

Hearing about brings a new meaning to the phrase "Pissing away money"!